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  • all this coming from a guy who's 5'8" on a day...

    all this coming from a guy who's 5'8" on a day where he's exhibiting good posture. smh
  • LMFAO! They played that song at a "Back to the...

    LMFAO! They played that song at a "Back to the 90s" hip hop event 2 saturdays ago. There was this 20 something girl that asked me, "what are they saying? I need an apple pie?" LMFAOOO
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    bump.
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    I like the "start w/your own backyard" approach. ...

    I like the "start w/your own backyard" approach.
    My people always say, "yer an aye-thee-yist,bro... why don't you talk smack about Christianity and Judaism? Why do you only talk about Islam?"

    I...
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    I said "newer". Not new. That's why I asked if...

    I said "newer". Not new.
    That's why I asked if you came here at a young age or as an adult. You're newer to the US than if you had been here at a young age like 5 or 6.
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    When people see and read things they don't want...

    When people see and read things they don't want to hear (especially when it could shake the foundation of their existence) that they can't really counter or answer for, they commonly respond in ways...
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    it may or may not be relevant... I just get a...

    it may or may not be relevant... I just get a kick when people who are newer to the US make suggestions on how it could be better. Well, I wouldn't say I get a kick but I do question the practicality...
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    Did you move to the US as an adult or did you...

    Did you move to the US as an adult or did you grow up here from an early age?
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    Picture a moderately hot skewer...

    Pressed against your adult child's exposed skin for 60 seconds.


    Now picture a heat that's thousands of times hotter.


    Now picture this pain being felt all over your child's body.

    Now,...
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    LMFAO Danzig memes are my current favorite.

    LMFAO Danzig memes are my current favorite.
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    Is this the troll that people thought was me in...

    Is this the troll that people thought was me in disguise? LOL Wasn't his original name Rubber Pig or something? Doesn't he know my people don't go near filthy animals such as swine?
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    When I was a kid, I used to think Barbara Wahwah...

    When I was a kid, I used to think Barbara Wahwah was British. Turns out she just had a speech impediment.
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    You should put your name on your briefcase in...

    You should put your name on your briefcase in case you lose it like Mary Samsonite (nee' Mary Swanson).
    Hopefully if and when you find it, it won't be filled with a bunch of IOUs.
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    He should've been banned from the UFC the moment...

    He should've been banned from the UFC the moment he threw a ****ing dolly into a bus full of human beings. But it's all about money, not integrity.

    As for Khabib, he should've been charged with...
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    This isn't my favorite but I do really like it. ...

    This isn't my favorite but I do really like it. It illustrates an unimaginable concept:

    Hearing music for the first time as an adult.

    This film takes place in a dystopian future where...
  • Ah, my mistake.

    Ah, my mistake.
  • I'm not standing up for you or anyone. I'm simply...

    I'm not standing up for you or anyone. I'm simply speaking my mind. You sound like leftists who tell me "Muslim women don't need you to fight for their rights!" when I debunk the claims that the...
  • Fishman uses half a sea bass fillet to make it...

    Fishman uses half a sea bass fillet to make it look like he's packin downstairs. The fishy smell makes women think that he gets so much action that his wang constantly smells like the vajay's he's...
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    next, you'll want an alpaca. Then the alpaca will...

    next, you'll want an alpaca. Then the alpaca will have to be from the Andes. Then you'll be saying "i'll pack a.... bowl of crack into this pipe" and then you're fooked, mi' lad.
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    If everyone did this, regardless of their...

    If everyone did this, regardless of their background, socio political leanings, etc everything would eventually work out. We'd be less polarized. People who are easily offended will understand nuance...
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