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  • Interestingly enough, retirement homes/nursing...

    Interestingly enough, retirement homes/nursing homes have the highest rates of STD infection. Grandpas and Grandmas are going ham on each other.
  • I think at this point JohnnyDeep...you may need...

    I think at this point JohnnyDeep...you may need the comfort of a big, fat, hairy Mexican woman.
  • That's just it. You gotta have a purpose. When...

    That's just it. You gotta have a purpose. When you retire, and your kids are all gone their separate ways, and if your partner is gone/died/, then what do you have left? What's there to live for?
  • I just read today about a 110 year old man living...

    I just read today about a 110 year old man living in NJ all alone, by himself, no health aide and he is still driving his car. Man's wife died back in the early 90s and he has been volunteering...
  • Try something like, "What's your sign?" when...

    Try something like,
    "What's your sign?"
    when she responds, tell her, "Forget it, it's not gonna work out"
  • So he's into poop fetish and has a micro penis....

    So he's into poop fetish and has a micro penis. Who are we to judge? The man already has issues to deal with and we should be supportive as his Misc Brethren.
  • That's what I mean; on paper it looks like "yay,...

    That's what I mean; on paper it looks like "yay, we're taxing the rich!" yet without plugging loopholes that the ultra rich and - dare I say - members of Congress take advantage of, the tax hike will...
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    https://i.imgur.com/ysjQ8Pw.gif
  • I would love to have a big backyard like that....

    I would love to have a big backyard like that. Maybe have a BBQ; put up a trampoline for kids, maybe a swimming pool, or have a telescope to look at the night sky. So many options.
  • No amount of tax increase will make any...

    No amount of tax increase will make any difference unless tax loopholes are plugged.
  • I'm guessing she cheated on him/ratted him...

    I'm guessing she cheated on him/ratted him out/broke up with him.
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    I would say Japan; only because their staple is...

    I would say Japan; only because their staple is seafood which is pretty healthy and their dishes are simply made and delicious. Plus groceries are pretty expensive so people keep their meals simple,...
  • Yes but Argentina was voted number 1 for women...

    Yes but Argentina was voted number 1 for women with the most beautiful behinds.
  • Hey, whatever floats your boat buddy, I'm not...

    Hey, whatever floats your boat buddy, I'm not judging. I'm just saying that OP's worries are irrational because what could be a great relationship/connection could be marred by the girl's sexual...
  • Why even bother thinking about it? What...

    Why even bother thinking about it? What difference will it make? Girl could be a virgin but sucked hundreds of dicks; or perhaps scissored with another girl; or perhaps took it in the ass etc. Heck a...
  • I'm smelling a business opportunity here; I could...

    I'm smelling a business opportunity here; I could paint Stahlhem hemlets with rainbow colors or pink or bunny ears or unicorn horns and sell them to the protestors.
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    Did you know sperm have noses? They use it to...

    Did you know sperm have noses? They use it to guide themselves to the egg. Apparently the smell of lily of the valley drives sperms wild.
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    Sucks. Nothing beats the awesome sexiness and...

    Sucks. Nothing beats the awesome sexiness and beautifulness of the song "Miniskirt" by AOA.

    q6f-LLM1H6U
  • Poll: You haven't played Dead or Alive Xtreme games...

    You haven't played Dead or Alive Xtreme games have you?

    But this is an interesting topic. If you think about it, easy access to pornography can make any medium (TV shows, movies, songs, art etc)...
  • I bet a majority of his "customers" are men.

    I bet a majority of his "customers" are men.
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