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    There is a very good chance that the towel is his...

    There is a very good chance that the towel is his gf.
  • and then your newly bought house drops 40% in...

    and then your newly bought house drops 40% in value in the next year.
  • For the price of a set of ironmasters you could...

    For the price of a set of ironmasters you could buy a chitload of kettlebells

    and have a proper workout... like a real mane
  • I fondly remember my first time ordering wiener...

    I fondly remember my first time ordering wiener schnitzel in Berlin.

    doughnutking- "Id like to order the WEINER schnitzel"

    Waiter- "The what?"

    doughnutking "WEEENER schnitzel!!"

    Waiter-...
  • Also, add in some black coffee, op.

    Also, add in some black coffee, op.
  • They are just wondering why you are looking at...

    They are just wondering why you are looking at them like this

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/439/NQcvw.jpg
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    One of these days Bruce Buffer "AND...

    One of these days

    Bruce Buffer "AND NOOOOOW!!!!...

    ...


    .....
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    Bisping- "Volkanovski's going to run into a knee"...

    Bisping- "Volkanovski's going to run into a knee"

    Bisping- "Volkanovski is losing on the feet.... and there's no shame in that"
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    Bisping "You have to respect Max for mocking...

    Bisping "You have to respect Max for mocking volkanovski's height"

    Bisping "He is the shorter man"

    Bisping "Volkanovski has to stop overcompensating"
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    das it

    das it
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    Petr as hungry as a Russian peasant in a French...

    Petr as hungry as a Russian peasant in a French patisserie

    FINISH HIM!
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    Lol BEAT HIM INTO A LIVING DEATH!!!!!

    Lol

    BEAT HIM INTO A LIVING DEATH!!!!!
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    Aldo natty?

    Aldo natty?
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    At least it's not Dan Hardy doing a chit Joe...

    At least it's not Dan Hardy doing a chit Joe Rogan impression, but Bisping isn't great and is pretty boring to listen to.
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    Petr stretching out like ...

    Petr stretching out like

    https://i.imgur.com/NlEiDsY.gif
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    Who will take the peasant belt tonight? The...

    Who will take the peasant belt tonight?

    The Russian peasant?

    The Mexican peasant?

    I'm going with the Russian.
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    until she shaved it off and let Pat Barry fist...

    until she shaved it off and let Pat Barry fist her bunghole
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    Holy chit at them running movie trailers in the...

    Holy chit at them running movie trailers in the middle of the fight.
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    At this point i only have one prediction to make...

    At this point i only have one prediction to make about Cyberpunk and that is on November the 17th a well lubed up R3L3NTL3SS is going to awaken his parents at 3am as he completely trashes the fuc...
  • If you are a guy and your cock is too small and...

    If you are a guy and your cock is too small and your gf is not satisfied then you can fist the fuc out of her and it's problem solved, but a big dick is a big problem.

    I tried to get her to suck...
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