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  • Dip your body in bleach and burn everything you...

    Dip your body in bleach and burn everything you own
  • Thread: Raw oysters

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    I hope someone eats your dog.... I don’t like you...

    I hope someone eats your dog.... I don’t like you now
  • when I was younger and still had glow, I...

    when I was younger and still had glow, I literally changed gyms and canceled my membership for that one weird guy that would not leave me alone. Even happened with the owner or maybe it was the...
  • I’ve always paid the majority or all of the bills...

    I’ve always paid the majority or all of the bills where I live. I prefer it.
  • Thread: Raw oysters

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    how dare you eat snails :( they are my friends

    how dare you eat snails :( they are my friends
  • If I was dating a guy or married to a man who...

    If I was dating a guy or married to a man who never said I looked pretty or he was attracted to me, I would rope
  • Thread: Raw oysters

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    thats what a geoduck clam looks like before it...

    thats what a geoduck clam looks like before it spits. I’d know, it was my college’s mascot lmaooooo I’m like crying I’m laughing so hard ...
  • I’m sorry you feel that way :( bless your heart....

    I’m sorry you feel that way :( bless your heart. I’ll pray for you
  • no I’ve been sober for 5 years lol

    no I’ve been sober for 5 years lol
  • Mine decreased

    Mine decreased
  • Thread: Raw oysters

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    maybe Matt just eats raw oysters, and old sushi,...

    maybe Matt just eats raw oysters, and old sushi, goes to his dates house right after, spits on it then slurps up his own spit.
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    that type of bee doesnt sting. Fun fact from...

    that type of bee doesnt sting. Fun fact from someone deathly allergic to bees, I would even pet it

    Please don’t kill it op
  • haha no? I did like wrestling in middle school...

    haha no? I did like wrestling in middle school but that doesn’t count for much
  • true. I’ve even put other carts away I fear they...

    true. I’ve even put other carts away I fear they will roll and hit someone else’s car. It totally sucks to come see a huge ding when you come out of the store in your paint
  • “ A Texas security guard is going viral after...

    “ A Texas security guard is going viral after being caught on camera unleashing a series of martial arts moves against a man and a woman at a Mexican restaurant.

    The long-haired guard — who...
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    Everyday when I can find 2 hours to sneak away...

    Everyday when I can find 2 hours to sneak away it’s either 10am or 5pm generally weekends it’s around 12-3ish
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    I want into 7-11, put regular coffee into a 24 oz...

    I want into 7-11, put regular coffee into a 24 oz cup, leaving a little over an inch of space at the top, go over to the machine thing that pores out hot chocolate and lattes, pick one that sounds...
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    I worked full time, I didn’t party, I lived alone...

    I worked full time, I didn’t party, I lived alone off campus, I didn’t go out much, I got my ba in 2 1/2 years doing 20 credits a semester and competing in fitness. I had no social life.

    Family...
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    I love snails, I loved toys r us as a kid, then I...

    I love snails, I loved toys r us as a kid, then I had a snail town in my garden I built during college outside my apartment because I was lonely.

    Then I thought I wish there was a toys r us for my...
  • lmao strong typo

    lmao strong typo
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