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If your mother really has a vagina, how come nobody's been able to find it?

Answer: her fat rolls cover it up

I just went outside to see for myself.

I picked up a rock and through it as far as I could. Its path was an arc, so clearly the earth is round.

I'm glad I could help.

My phone shows the multiquote button next to the reply icon.

Yours doesn't?

Gjdm srs

I mean, the middle one's not that bad.

The people in this country aren't worth fighting for.

And the funny thing is I wasn't ever aware of this fact the entire time I was fighting for them.

LOL.

This is theft of services.

EDIT: disregard the following deleted insults...I misread your username and thought you were a different sloot :p.

No, they just renamed both of the high schools here after the BLM riots cuz confederate generals.

They literally renamed them [insert town] high school.

We generic af now.

LOL.

Jfl at you, as a grown man, if you don't have a full size dumpster on your property.

100% ded srs

EDIT: your mother doesn't count.

Those are some nice titties, ma'am.

Joe Biden is not in anyone's pocket. Joe Biden is being led around by the hand and told what to do and say like the senile, old man that he is.

SAD

I have a play off the word Strength dot.com'd for my gym.

Will rep for gym name ideas.

What doesn't kill her only makes it stronger.

It is said, as it written, and so shall it be.

Most of mine expire after the first year, too.

The worst thing is visiting a site a year later after you let it expire knowing you could've milked a few hundred or couple thousand bucks out of the...

And how many have you successfully used compared to the ones you've let expire?

I've probably paid for ~50 dot.coms over the last 20 years and currently have 5 or 6 active ones that I haven't let...

They were mostly peaceful.

Here's a cookie.

I'd hit it (if she took out the nose ring first...gross).

I have an American made wood rasp that does a better job.

Jfl at your Chinese made garbage tools.

Jfl at you.