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  • Coffee is great but it also really makes people...

    Coffee is great but it also really makes people have to defecate and that’s an issue for HTC ladies because grabbing one from the coffee shop can be a risky maneuver when they’re literally moments...
  • No but I have considered using glow sticks to...

    No but I have considered using glow sticks to dissuade or at least delay women from farting out horrendous mahogany fart rockets into my toilet but I know it would be a futile effort and I’d still...
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    Well that lady probably took your order and...

    Well that lady probably took your order and proceeded directly to the nearest restroom to unload four to six pound of straight hiney meat that clogged the toilet so badly it won’t flush normally...
  • In all fairness there’s at least a remote...

    In all fairness there’s at least a remote possibility he was fresh from discovering an absolutely monstrous fudge cobra left by his wife/gf in his toilet and he used the mask to avoid passing out...
  • Yeah well let’s reverse the roles and show a...

    Yeah well let’s reverse the roles and show a video of him walking into the bathroom three minutes after she clogs the toilet with a three foot long chocolate anaconda and the exhaust hits him square...
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    Little brown hairs everywhere And a gigantic...

    Little brown hairs everywhere

    And a gigantic fudge log floating in my clogged toilet what the **** happened here oh my god my bathroom is ruined ugh
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    It’s actually not a bad idea I mean you could...

    It’s actually not a bad idea I mean you could even insert a mini game where you play as the janitor who has to go into the locker room after halftime and handle the toilets clogged with ghastly fudge...
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    I mean that’s good to hear because these HTC...

    I mean that’s good to hear because these HTC ladies deserve some sort of comeuppance what with all the large diameter fart cobras and toilet clogging but not sure what karma would look like maybe...
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    Yeah I tend to think this reaction is mostly...

    Yeah I tend to think this reaction is mostly driven by recognition of the power of firearms and they immediately start thinking about using a gun to blast the enormous chocolate anacondas they’re...
  • I’m telling you one false move and she will bolt...

    I’m telling you one false move and she will bolt to your bathroom and pretend to cry but all the while she will be slowly extruding a monster fudge cobra that you’ll have to grab barehanded and huck...
  • Sounds like you’ve got a first class ticket on...

    Sounds like you’ve got a first class ticket on the express train to clogtown.
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    I mean I guess thanks for the toilet view gif but...

    I mean I guess thanks for the toilet view gif but to be accurate you should probably also post her turning around with a horrified look on her face then screaming for someone to bring the plunger
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    You should complain about rog’s heinous truck...

    You should complain about rog’s heinous truck farts

    Classic rog
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    Yikes looks like aftershocks from unleashing...

    Yikes looks like aftershocks from unleashing chocolate havoc on a poor unsuspecting public toilet that lady should be ashamed of herself
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    Don’t know who that is and not clicking but Im...

    Don’t know who that is and not clicking but Im thinking it’s likely in the area of being a lady who you might take to dinner but on the ride home she’d chit her pants in the uber and throw her...
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    She was probably most excited by the prospect of...

    She was probably most excited by the prospect of having someone in the house with the upper body strength to address the layers of chocolate hiney vipers clogging all of her toilets
  • I mean no offense to Melinda Gates but whenever I...

    I mean no offense to Melinda Gates but whenever I see a picture of her I think man that lady looks like the type that could clear a relatively large meeting room in under fifteen seconds by beefing...
  • Poll: I mean it has to be head janitor at one of those...

    I mean it has to be head janitor at one of those stupid ass barre studios where women pretend to work out but really spend most of the 45 minutes they’re there cranking six pound monkey tails into...
  • Flat chested girls clog the toilet a lot with big...

    Flat chested girls clog the toilet a lot with big huge chits

    I don’t know I’m running out of steam with this nonsense
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    Yeah well the day after two for one burritos at...

    Yeah well the day after two for one burritos at chipotle if you’re around HTC ladies can quickly turn into enter the fudge dragon and im not aware of a specific karate move that will reliably unclog...
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