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It happens. I was notorious for getting into scrapes with animals and I turned out ok...well, mostly ok....well, by SOME standards ok....ok maybe I'm a bad example. Point is, it happens. Kids are...

Dogs are such drama queens. ;) I've never seen any kind of seizure in a 4 legged creature before. It's so sad. I know it shook me up a lot more than her...dayum. Not a fine start to monday I can tell...

My little blind kitty had a seizure this morning. I've never EVER seen an animal have one, much less my little sweet kitty. I can't get it out of my head it was so scary. She seems totally fine...

That is positively indecent. Has he no sense?! Just for that, I'm sending something glittery, yet manly. Maybe in pink.

Harems need glitter. I see no glitter. I call bs.

This is why I keep my yards.

Same with gymnastics parents.



Yay for legs day!! It was legs day here, too. And don't you just want to smack the purse carriers with their stupid purses?! They annoy me, too.



Oooh!...

Yikes. I never noticed that before. Changing it. ew. Ugh. (after a few of those margaritas, though...I probably WOULD have been.)

This explains why I feel like such a d*ck today. ;)

What do you mean "get" naked? I've been that way since last thursday.



It's not nearly as scary as you think it'll be. And now you can make him go get things.

This is so heartbreaking. My youngest is a 2nd grader and I can't imagine how she'd be with that kind of serious injury. Poor little guy. Will be keeping him in my prayers.

I scored 18. Does that make me a celebrity? I'm ok with that.

my virgin eyes!!

Of course! Exactly! Ugh.



It's not so much time as it is I can't afford the calories. Anniversary is this weekend and hubby wants to go out...and I'm trying to lose fat, not find it. Stupid...

Why is it when you CAN'T go out to lunch, it's ALL you want to do?

Maybe you should have mixed it with a margarita.

Ugh. Sorry you're feeling sick. Have you used Lean Dessert before? I've never had any problem with it..it's my fav shake mix actually. But ON does that to me every time.

I never perv.

wait...yes I do.

Parents ideally raise their children to leave the nest and create lives of their own. Not control them from cradle to grave. I'd leave my family in the dust if they just didn't like the love of my...

ew...ok that was probably bad timing for my bad joke...haha!

Would that be a um....cultured pearl necklace?