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would rather fap
feels beta to pay for it

half the fun of sex is knowing you pulled a hottie. love the chase

you a fellow Calgary bro, bro?

6'6 crew
I love my hobbit friends, they work harder than me in other ways to make up for their manlet status
i just coast

bro wtf
she gave you an opening to ask to come to the concert
instead you asked her a boring question....what type of food do you like

the trick to online dating which I see you haven't gotten,...

bro I just finished episode 1 of that new Netflix Dahmer show and I can't remember the last time I felt so uneasy and uncomfortable. That entire apartment scene was really well made. Damn.

going through a drive thru oil change place makes me feel like a beta. like I sit there and sip a coffee while hard working men do something I should do

so i get my wife to drop it off at the...

I agree with other comments Toronto has no culture and is nothing to brag about
that being said, if you can't have fun partying in DT Toronto, you're a **** srs

LMAO wow

just be yourself bro

i'd stick exclusively to explosive diarrhea

gotta make yourself laugh, ya know

just be yourself

Chris Rock should have worked to have him arrested on live TV while he cried during his acceptance speech

BEETTTTTTAAAAA

bro you have experimental chemicals coursing through your body, you did that to yourself based on poor, faulty info. You don't feel dumb at all? LOL

not bad, not bad

my GF sent a group message to my mom, sister, and aunt of her ass and tits thinking it was me.

chick's more alpha than half the misc.

ya...they shot an RPG it seems and missed.

nawwww
can't forgive the way they killed the main character off screen
such a ****ty pay off

i probably game like 5 hours a week
i'm still a ******* who hasn't grown up it seems

but I've lost my love big time for games
can't really play for more than an hour a day at most, late at night...

Eddie is truly a beast
he's a sick dude

and yes the Earth is flat

they were wincing in embarrassment for you bro, sorry

my god, sloots will do anything for attention
that's honestly a risky photo, getting under an elephant and putting your mouth to it's dick
that's somebody's daughter too

yes i mad