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  • I think a crocodile would be somewhat peaceful,...

    I think a crocodile would be somewhat peaceful, since he's going to drown you.

    You could even immediately inhale water and experience a moment of euphoria before you go if your mind was right.
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    No, Nikki Haley can run with Bubba Smollett,...

    No, Nikki Haley can run with Bubba Smollett, since she's woke now.

    Trump was just talking up Pence yesterday.
  • Meh. I was looking for input from a female...

    Meh.

    I was looking for input from a female geologist a while back and didn't get any replies.
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    The building in the background is for rent if...

    The building in the background is for rent if anyone is interested in maybe converting it into a nice loft.
  • I would think most necropheliacs would just make...

    I would think most necropheliacs would just make their own fresh hole, tbh.
  • If you jam cotton up a deaf person's nose, how...

    If you jam cotton up a deaf person's nose, how would they know if you farted?
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    Yes. I dated a Turkish girl and had no...

    Yes.

    I dated a Turkish girl and had no complaints, other than she was a fatal attraction crazy kind of chick.
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    Absolute poverty. If you tip more than the...

    Absolute poverty.

    If you tip more than the bill it looks like you're trying too hard...

    ...unless it's 50, 100, 500, 1000, etc.

    Another 20 bucks and you would've looked like a baller, but...
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    Even if she shaves her snatch she's still going...

    Even if she shaves her snatch she's still going to have a hairy forehead.
  • Don't order a hot dog.

    Don't order a hot dog.
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    New Biden/Harris 2020 campaign ad (vid)

    It's kinda gross thinking about how she probably had to play with his old wrinkly balls to get the job.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/parscale/status/1293337778894274562
  • I lived there for a few years and traveled the...

    I lived there for a few years and traveled the island extensively. It was a fun place.
  • - individuals up to age 24 - children ^^...

    - individuals up to age 24
    - children

    ^^ pick one.
  • She needs to self quarantine so the rona doesn't...

    She needs to self quarantine so the rona doesn't get her fat ass.
  • I smashed a hot Guamanian some years...

    I smashed a hot Guamanian some years ago...probably right around the time you were conceived, too.

    Your last name isn't Sablan is it?
  • 55% of democrats don't think Old Joe will serve a...

    55% of democrats don't think Old Joe will serve a full term, and even less think he has a full deck.
  • Testing, testing, testing. Tracing, tracing,...

    Testing, testing, testing. Tracing, tracing, tracing.

    Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money.
  • I just don't see this senile old dude making it...

    I just don't see this senile old dude making it all the way to November.
  • Cop plays Ring Around the Rosie w/ suspect, gets bored & shoots him (vid)

    I'm not sure why he didn't just aim for the knee.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamCrigler/status/1292193699561168897
  • I figured Michelle and Hillary would oil wrestle...

    I figured Michelle and Hillary would oil wrestle for the spot.
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