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  • Got my first BJ while playing GT2 in my Darth...

    Got my first BJ while playing GT2 in my Darth Maul blow-up chair when I was in 5th grade. Lots of oral with 5+ girls until I finally decided to really smash my gf when I was 17. Raised Christian and...
  • Playing God. Oh wait, there isn't one but we're...

    Playing God. Oh wait, there isn't one but we're definitely in our own Hell. Absolute PISS



    CLOWNWORLD
  • Have him sit in the corner while you smash her...

    Have him sit in the corner while you smash her holes then once you fill her with your seed, piss in his mouth. Dominance and all that
  • Recked

    Recked
  • brb have a 60 rounder in my AR rifle, 50 round...

    brb have a 60 rounder in my AR rifle, 50 round drum in another and 30-40s in all my others. Not sure why gun owning people still live in Cali GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRATATAAAAA
  • Honestly don't understand why dudes don't get a...

    Honestly don't understand why dudes don't get a fuking light ass DB at the least and do a few curls every week. Easiest way to not look like a complete phaggot and LMFAO @ that stupid rifle stock...
  • Have smashed 2 HK girls while visiting HK and...

    Have smashed 2 HK girls while visiting HK and they have THICK British accents. One of them went to school there. It's pretty strange hearing that accent come out of a Chinese girl but that fat bussy...
  • Get what deserve GF is hot btw brah GJDM

    Get what deserve

    GF is hot btw brah GJDM
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    Ever wrapped a few hundred sparklers into a huge...

    Ever wrapped a few hundred sparklers into a huge ball and lit it? Sht is a bomb
  • Would you eat both of them?

    Would you eat both of them?
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    Hahahaha my "team lead" keeps saying he's a...

    Hahahaha my "team lead" keeps saying he's a "scrum master" and has been here for 2 years while doing a whole lot of nothing useful. 2 old coworkers left because of him. Dude has a masters degree and...
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    I was with him until he went too far about the...

    I was with him until he went too far about the penis stuff. My beautifully aesthetic cut dink does not agree brah
  • Enjoy it however you want before you die. It's...

    Enjoy it however you want before you die. It's all meaningless and everyone will die so you can be a little bitch about it or accept it and live life smashing whores and getting fuked up ayyyyyy
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  • G17 w/33rds or BUST

    G17 w/33rds or BUST
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    Your chances have long passed boyo. Time to LDAR

    Your chances have long passed boyo. Time to LDAR
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    Errbody cuckin, Lambo get da bitches, doh make da...

    Errbody cuckin, Lambo get da bitches, doh make da cookies
  • "This woman got fired because the company she...

    "This woman got fired because the company she worked for sided with the racist triggered by her speaking up for racial injustice."

    Just LMFAO that some media outlets reported it this way. Social...
  • brb saving her tweets and sending them to every...

    brb saving her tweets and sending them to every last company she applies for because she's a dumb whore that deserves to be sht on
  • She's low IQ and more racist than 99% of white...

    She's low IQ and more racist than 99% of white people. Fuk off ****
  • Cops don't get paid sht in most states. Not sure...

    Cops don't get paid sht in most states. Not sure how they handle dealing with so many phaggots while getting paid so little. I'd snap and just mow down as many as I could before pulling my glock out
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