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He's gonna tell you to smear your chit in the shower before your lady uses a strapon on you

"fine don't get it, but have fun never being able to go to a concert, or sports ball game, or fly on a plane again."

-Liberals on here less than a year ago

i dry everything on no heat and just let it run all day or overnight.

yeah but a jaguar or a leopard could.
But I think the bigger cats have a good chance too.

Think you vs a badger. One good kick to the head will kill a badger. But my money is on the badger...

it's Ma'am!

chase scene doesn't crack top three

yeah but during the gold rush the bears were recently removed from the wild were the big cats and other animals were either captured in the wild and transported there under less than desireable...

I don't, they're surprisingly agile themselves

congrats on achieving your getting the clap goals of 2022

more importantly jaguars are small, quick, agile, and attack the base of the neck... if a jag can get behind a bear and get on its back and bite the neck... there's little a bear can do at that point

I think a leopard and a jaguar stand a chance with their agility and style of attacking.

Elephant no, despite the size difference, the elephant is just too slow.

A rhino has a chance as well.
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seriously, any movie?

Big Trouble in Little China

hilarious

you mean Mad Max Super Woke Female Empowerment Adventure?

It's a tad overrated.

where are the comments on that one?

when did it stop being known as rimming and become eating ass

i used to, then started deadlifting heavy

this is something i never even considered, I'd give it a try but i think my gf is too ticklish

am i having a stroke or is the grammar that bad

you are extremely forthcoming for someone who thinks they were just doxxed