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  • Count them all pre-cooked weight. It will help...

    Count them all pre-cooked weight. It will help you remain under your daily calorie intake if that's your goal. You start subtracting calories that are "left behind" and you'll over complicate chit.
  • Grateful for - Getting married this year! -...

    Grateful for

    - Getting married this year!
    - Having an extremely kind-hearted son who always tells his old man he loves him
    - Still being sober
  • You make a good point. Every time I try it, I...

    You make a good point.

    Every time I try it, I don't enjoy it most of the time.

    But I'm no quitter.
    :o
  • Thread: coffee enemas

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    I prefer teabags. ...

    I prefer teabags.

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  • You created a thread in the Misc, which already...

    You created a thread in the Misc, which already qualifies you as being a phaggot.

    Welcome to the club! What took you so long?

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    I can confirm. I can breathe underwater now.

    I can confirm. I can breathe underwater now.
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    Her pics aren't loading, Op. I just thought...

    Her pics aren't loading, Op. I just thought you'd want to know so you can fix it.
  • Thread: Misc what do?

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    You really want to get involved with some baby's...

    You really want to get involved with some baby's mama as a gaming buddy who's also a coworker? Don't chit where you eat, brah.
  • Thread: Misc what do?

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    If you had no sexual intentions in mind, you'd...

    If you had no sexual intentions in mind, you'd just add her and be friends like you do with your gaming guy buddies.
    You wouldn't be asking us "what do".

    You absolutely want to get in her pants. ...
  • Thread: Misc what do?

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    You're her new gay bff. What do you mean what...

    You're her new gay bff. What do you mean what do?

    I thought all gay dudes were using to having female friends that confided in them.
    :confused:

    I kid, phaggot.

    Keep your distance. She's a...
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    This you, Op? ...

    This you, Op?

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    I see this...
  • Damn, I missed the original posting - just now...

    Damn, I missed the original posting - just now seeing this.

    We all joke around and fuk with each other, but damn this hit me hard for some reason.

    Wish I could have said goodbye to Op.
    :(
  • Wedding cake is the number one killer of sex...

    Wedding cake is the number one killer of sex lives, brah. So I made us brownies.
    :D
  • Why's that? Anything we can do to cheer you up?

    Why's that? Anything we can do to cheer you up?
  • Happy Friday!!! It's cold here as well. I'll...

    Happy Friday!!!

    It's cold here as well. I'll hit the gym tomorrow/Sunday mornings - missed several days due to a back injury.
    Not much planned, really. I'm on call for work - hope nothing...
  • Pics or red. You're well aware as this is...

    Pics or red.

    You're well aware as this is probably your 90th account.

    Anyway, respond with "hey can I post your pics on the gay lifting forum? If not I'll get negged."
  • Comes with age, brah. I've been in Op's pants. ...

    Comes with age, brah. I've been in Op's pants.

    EDIT: Shoes!!! Not pants. He wishes.
    :o
  • Cliffs: - Ignore the haters - Edit: Never...

    Cliffs:

    - Ignore the haters
    - Edit: Never mind, DYEL and your face is hideous

    :p
  • PM sent and thanks!!!

    PM sent and thanks!!!
    <3



    Thanks, man. I used to be embarrassed to mention anything about my struggles - like, really really embarrassed. Glad I'm able to share now and possibly motivate...
  • It happens as you get older, brah - just lube...

    It happens as you get older, brah - just lube yourself up really well before your date picks you up. He won't have any trouble sliding in and won't notice your lack of wetness due to low estrogen...
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