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Sex with her would be more comical than her stand up.

Can't tell if that's a camel toe or she has an ass in the front. No thanks

I actually picked up his book Ham on Rye the other day. Watched a video on him last week and thought I should check him out.

Where do you guys watch these? I usually can only find clips and old episodes on youtube.

If he gave me a blowjob would it still count as a threesome? No homo

Annihilation was a pretty cool sci-fi movie. This also has a scene that seems to be borrowed from 1 of my favourite books, Book of the New Sun. Although the idea could've been borrowed from some...

You squat the same #s as your DL?

Probably was based on the novel of the same name by that Chinese author, Liu Cixin.

Gene Wolfe's The Wizard Knight and his Latro series would be my picks.

I actually thought I could turn my fat into muscle if I just started working out after my lazy bulk. If only that were true.

Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe. You could try his easier book The 5th Head of Cerberus to see if you like his writing.

It's usually in the last place you look, but most likely in your hand

Where are they keeping their brass knuckles?

Have you recently discovered marijuana by any chance?

Only if I can take it for a test drive first.

Those christian girls always end up being total freaks in the bedroom. She's going to end up being a mega sloot probably.

There is this asian girl that owns a bar with her husband. I honestly thought her husband was her dad when I was talking to her. Some asian women have god tier genetics.

What is the origin of Godzilla? It's been forever since I've seen those movies.

Same

That ass though. Definitely wood.