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2 guys were at a bar and they saw a dog licking his balls. One guy said to the other "I wish I could do that". The other guy finished his beer and said "You'd better pet him first".

Don't be...

Do your OHP with dumb bells instead of a straight bar. You have a better range of motion with wrist flexion and are not constrained by the vertical plane with your spinal cord. You can also do...

There was an old bull and a young bull grazing on top of a hill. A herd of cows came walking through the valley. The young bull said lets run down there and screw a cow. The old bull said let's...

The first 5 letters of your screen name sums it up. There are no dog lifts, neck bridges or kegels.

An old bull and a young bull were grazing on a hill. A herd of cows came through the valley below. The young bull said let's run down there and screw a cow. The old bull said let's walk down there...

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When the time comes, you all on this forum can upgrade to another animal. Everyone starts at an oppossum with their screen name. You can upgrade to a racoon, fox or coyote.

This coyote is...

I'll put a collar on the opossum with a name tag. His name is Steffo.

Not going to disagree with you. People have told me this since the 1980's.

Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo? I put some small neck collars on them with name tags.

There are no seagulls where I live.

Here are your choices:
Fox
Coyote
Raccoon (trash panda)
Opossum
Stray cat
Stray dog

There is a reserved parking space at a medical clinic for me. I used to work there but still have that space for other non-medical work. Someone parked in my space so I printed up some mailing...

Went to a crawfish boil Saturday night and saved all the crawfish reminants. Probably 4 gallons worth. Set them in front of my trail camera. Guess what eats them first. Will post the answer in 2...

Cunnigligus?


Sorry man, I see your post count and know you are legit. I just had to put it up there.

Do doglifts. It's like a deadlift where you cradle the dog and do lifts until you get tired or the dog gets annoyed.

Do you have access to a large or extra large friendly dog?

I'm 5'8" and used to weigh 135 lbs before I started lifting. Get plenty of protein/lift and you'll be up to 180 lbs in a few years. It worked for me.

Something is wrong with this forum, that's...

Have some of this. It comes in various flavors.

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Where you going? PaulinKansas.

I ran and jumped over this rocky ditch holding the 3 gallon sprayer in my hand. The weight of the sprayer made me go cattywompas in mid air and I landed on my side and skinned up a knee. Had to get...