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    fuark these womenz dont look too appatizing

    fuark
    these womenz dont look too appatizing
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    i would probably kill the douche if it was a...

    i would probably kill the douche if it was a friend who knew i liked the girl. he would be "smashing and going balls deep" into my car next.
  • 10/10. you know what, im just gona go jump off...

    10/10.

    you know what, im just gona go jump off a bridge. becuz that is not mine :(
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    i want to be a.... NINJA!

    man, i would love to live in the naruto world...

    brb toad form... squatting 10,000 lbs for reps
    brb RASENGAN!
    brb sexy jutsu so im never alone and always have sexors

    and ofc... fighting...
  • why do bad things happen to good people? :/ damn,...

    why do bad things happen to good people? :/ damn, poor little guy.. does he have asthma? i had a severe asthma problem as a child and had to be on nebulizers and lots of medication and constantly had...
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    step 1. pick things up. step 2. put them down....

    step 1. pick things up.
    step 2. put them down.
    step 3. repeat.
    step 4. ???????
    step 5. profit.


    nomsayin?
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    if theres no main boss then its corporate owned...

    if theres no main boss then its corporate owned op.. just call corporate, i promise you will be getting free**** and a lot of free**** lmao, and every time you go in.. you gon get dat der hookup....
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    op how it works at mcdonalds is... if there is...

    op how it works at mcdonalds is... if there is anything.. and i mean anything wrong with anything then you pretty much get free ****.. its kinda bs, i had this one lady come through the drive thru...
  • u wot m8?

    u wot m8?
  • ^ i wouldnt disagree, i mean make a job thread...

    ^ i wouldnt disagree, i mean make a job thread without posting what the job is.....
  • prayed for the lil guy opie, :( keep us...

    prayed for the lil guy opie, :( keep us updated... hes such a cute baby!

    i know hell be up and out being his cheeky little self again pretty soon
  • and unless your first time is with some one you...

    and unless your first time is with some one you love, i would highly suggest escort then a drunk sloot at a party. VERY VERY VERY good first time.. they know how to treat yah.. especially the asian...
  • broski if you wana take the backup route... u can...

    broski if you wana take the backup route... u can always loose your virginity to an escort. trust me lol, it makes everything better. no clue why, but it does.
  • brah, im not sure exactly what to tell you,...

    brah, im not sure exactly what to tell you, because it will vary from person to person... but honestly, if you just open up to the world.. and just do what makes you happy.. you will start to notice...
  • am i even as healthy as i think i am eating?

    okay, im a full time college student with a full time job and about to go overtime on my job as i am getting promoted to manager at my mcdonalds.

    so i have like no time to cook or anything.. and...
  • sigh.. will make pharagraphs then. there...

    sigh.. will make pharagraphs then.


    there made pharagraphs..
  • what do you mean? i can explain senarios more...

    what do you mean? i can explain senarios more clearly if you have questions...


    it was a FREAKKY ASS DREAM BRAH
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    i find it hard to believe your at 22%. maybe post...

    i find it hard to believe your at 22%. maybe post some pictures?, i really dont think your at 22 when you went from 231 to 152 bro.. especially at 5'8. depending on what you look like, we might be...
  • in the time you found that gif and came in here...

    in the time you found that gif and came in here to post it, you could have read a good amount and be drawn into it. your loss phaggot
  • OH NO!! ****! its true!, in my dream.. i was...

    OH NO!! ****! its true!, in my dream.. i was working at a liquor shop that sold alcohol with like blood from animals and animal parts.. i know that PIG is one of the main ingredients... thats why.. i...
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