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    When the time comes, you all on this forum can...

    When the time comes, you all on this forum can upgrade to another animal. Everyone starts at an oppossum with their screen name. You can upgrade to a racoon, fox or coyote.

    This coyote is...
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    I'll put a collar on the opossum with a name tag....

    I'll put a collar on the opossum with a name tag. His name is Steffo.
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    Not going to disagree with you. People have told...

    Not going to disagree with you. People have told me this since the 1980's.
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    Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo? I put...

    Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo? I put some small neck collars on them with name tags.
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    There are no seagulls where I live. Here are...

    There are no seagulls where I live.

    Here are your choices:
    Fox
    Coyote
    Raccoon (trash panda)
    Opossum
    Stray cat
    Stray dog
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    There is a reserved parking space at a medical...

    There is a reserved parking space at a medical clinic for me. I used to work there but still have that space for other non-medical work. Someone parked in my space so I printed up some mailing...
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    Went to a crawfish boil Saturday night and saved...

    Went to a crawfish boil Saturday night and saved all the crawfish reminants. Probably 4 gallons worth. Set them in front of my trail camera. Guess what eats them first. Will post the answer in 2...
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    Cunnigligus? Sorry man, I see your post...

    Cunnigligus?


    Sorry man, I see your post count and know you are legit. I just had to put it up there.
  • Do doglifts. It's like a deadlift where you...

    Do doglifts. It's like a deadlift where you cradle the dog and do lifts until you get tired or the dog gets annoyed.
  • Do you have access to a large or extra large...

    Do you have access to a large or extra large friendly dog?
  • I'm 5'8" and used to weigh 135 lbs before I...

    I'm 5'8" and used to weigh 135 lbs before I started lifting. Get plenty of protein/lift and you'll be up to 180 lbs in a few years. It worked for me.

    Something is wrong with this forum, that's...
  • Have some of this. It comes in various flavors....

    Have some of this. It comes in various flavors.

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  • Where you going? PaulinKansas.

    Where you going? PaulinKansas.
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    I ran and jumped over this rocky ditch holding...

    I ran and jumped over this rocky ditch holding the 3 gallon sprayer in my hand. The weight of the sprayer made me go cattywompas in mid air and I landed on my side and skinned up a knee. Had to get...
  • It's an accessory compound lift on non-workout...

    It's an accessory compound lift on non-workout days. That's the best answer I can come up with. My dog would dig holes in the back yard.

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    I was attacked by a wild turkey about 25 years...

    I was attacked by a wild turkey about 25 years ago in the spring time. Was spraying RoundUp around weeds around a pond and this turkey started charging at me.
  • Do you have access to a friendly medium to large...

    Do you have access to a friendly medium to large sized dog?
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    Pretty sure that dolphins are in the military. ...

    Pretty sure that dolphins are in the military. They can put a mine on the hull of an enemy ship.
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    Every estate sale I've been to is because someone...

    Every estate sale I've been to is because someone died. I've been to at least 100. I put the furniture/appliances in rental houses for traveling workers. A few years ago I bought a 16 foot trailer...
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    Ducks are the only animal that can navigate land,...

    Ducks are the only animal that can navigate land, water and air.
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