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    Not unless: A) You're a celebrity B) You...

    Not unless:

    A) You're a celebrity

    B) You want help cold approaching in a bar or club

    They're gonna hurt more than they help in basically every other context. Once people you know notice,...
  • Oh, it was damn corny. So is anything you do to...

    Oh, it was damn corny. So is anything you do to "act like a man" when you're still a kid, at least AFAIK.
  • Yup lol that's why you gotta thugmaxx...

    Yup lol that's why you gotta thugmaxx sometimes...carefully. I used to massively thugmaxx but I was also an angry fuking kunt. When I became less angry, I realized some of my relationships didn't...
  • LMAO this sounds like something I'd come up with...

    LMAO this sounds like something I'd come up with for a project in DARE in elementary school

    While we're at it, let's design cars that test you for covid, monkeypox, and AIDS that also finger your...
  • This. The same goes for most miscers with this...

    This. The same goes for most miscers with this problem. A complete lack of confidence and/or autism will fuk you unless you have God-tier aesthetics. You can be totally aesthetic with a good...
  • I honestly hope it comes down to Blumpf vs...

    I honestly hope it comes down to Blumpf vs Brandon. That way, we can show the rest of the world that America IS the true clown kingdom. Cucknada & the United Cuckdom would really have to step their...
  • Can confirm. I live in LA & I live in poverty....

    Can confirm. I live in LA & I live in poverty. 150k/year would hardly be enough to move out of my chitty studio.

    She was FTing with her boyfriend & fighting with him when she crashed. I've had gfs...
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    Douche it, bleach it, wax it, lube it

    Douche it, bleach it, wax it, lube it
  • Hot sauce Back when I ate chicken, I don't...

    Hot sauce

    Back when I ate chicken, I don't think I had it even once without hot sauce. Fawking Caucs I swear...
  • Exactly. & as if "dieting" makes it the hardest...

    Exactly. & as if "dieting" makes it the hardest sport. Models "cut" all year. Does that mean fashion modeling is actually the hardest sport on Earth?
  • Ok yes but it's not a fuking "sport", OP.

    Ok yes but it's not a fuking "sport", OP.
  • Yea I heard a podcast a few weeks ago where some...

    Yea I heard a podcast a few weeks ago where some bbers were saying it was "the hardest sport" cuz you have to cut and "train all year long". I cringes so fuking hard.
  • This gon be your safest bet, OP The UK can't...

    This gon be your safest bet, OP

    The UK can't be beat when it comes to abstinence from sex or food. Worst cuisine and women on the planet :)
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    I was unaware, OP. Pretty shocked til... ...

    I was unaware, OP. Pretty shocked til...



    I just Googled it

    MindBLOWN that this is a real name LMAO
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    What?? That's just what the average American...

    What?? That's just what the average American Zoomer's gonna look like by the time they hit 35...
  • Black American women win by a fuking landslide,...

    Black American women win by a fuking landslide, bruh

    UK women<<<<<<<<<<<all others IMO
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    These. They started to suck for me by Spider-Man...

    These. They started to suck for me by Spider-Man 3 with Tobey. I did watch & like Logan, Deadpool, & the Venom movies. Otherwise, all those Marvel movies are some corny ass chit & I've not even been...
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    Poll: I do what my parents did whenever they saw a kid...

    I do what my parents did whenever they saw a kid crying. I tell her either, "I'll give you something to cry about" or "toughen up, buttercup", before giving her either a nice loveslap or just going...
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    This. COPE My dad's about that height...

    This.


    COPE

    My dad's about that height and people constantly point out how short he is. All my cousins around that height were always teased for being short growing up too. If you think being...
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    Poll: It's one of those things I actually like seeing...

    It's one of those things I actually like seeing in porn but don't have any interest in IRL. Maybe I'd try it with a girl that was really into it and knew how to prepare, but otherwise, fuk no. To...
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