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I'd let him cuff me up. no homo?

I was trained for a lot of things in the CDCR Academy, riots, fights, ODs, ect... what they did not prepare me for is the plain old WTF moments that I get pretty much daily.

I'm working as D Yard...

As a real answer, Europe. Cold sucks but I fcking HATE the heat. I can always put on another jacket, I can only get so naked.

Finishing a bottle of New Amsterdam vodka, I only drink cheap sht.

Nah, I love having a LEO exemption option. Jury duty sucks.

One of my childhood favorites, I'd be all over that.

I look easily 40 probably when only 33; chain smoking and alcoholism will do it, add in chronic lack of sleep and working a lot.

None personally, but I do have a story on it.

I was working D Building 2 on 3/w, walk in one day and the women I normally relieve isn't there, whatever maybe she was sick. My phone starts blowing...

Working A Yard as an SPO on 2/w, we get a call from Education that one of the teachers that they are having a problem with an inmate. One of my partners and I walk back there to see what's going on;...

ATF! Search warrant!


Heyyy, can you give me like an hour, I need to dig a hole real quick.

I'm the ATFs wet dream.

Couldn't fit it on my desk but Mini 14 like I use at work, New Amsterdam (currently enjoying) and some White Owl strawberry.

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All it takes is confidence, communication and not being dumb... too bad so many of my coworkers can't even manage that.


It does feel more like babysitting. When I have to tell you everyday to...

Mirin' hard, still have plenty of cans so no order anytime soon for me sadly. Nothing beats nicotine and a good pouch!

Working in D building 3 and we had this crazy guy, everytime we tried to cell someone with him they'd refuse; guess one guy who spent a few days with him would wake up every night with the crazy guy...

Movies overhype the danger IMO, 90% is normal program and being bored. Only 10% is 'oh sht'. We lose more officers to car crashes being tired driving home than to assaults.

Oof, yeah those are...

Great pay and a fun job, more likely to get stabbed in the streets TBH.

Picking 20 because I could just not fight and start a Kormo orchestra.

Anything in an office all day, teaching, retail.

No ragerts, hands, arms and neck done.