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  • What's your technique? (fingering the tuna)

    I forcefully grind and pinch it in between my thumb and index finger until I feel like it's ready to eat.
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    You're assuming they would be the same size,...

    You're assuming they would be the same size, relatively speaking, as you.

    They could be really fukking small.
  • I still remember the time I spent inside an escort, not to mention the smell

    It was my gf's car and I was cleaning it out for her. I found a french fry in the glove box.

    She was dirty.
  • Only if she's allowed to shower with the boys...

    Only if she's allowed to shower with the boys after practice.
  • Karl Malone

    Karl Malone
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    You know what tastes really good?

    Tuna.
  • That's a lie. Everything yellow is healthy.

    That's a lie. Everything yellow is healthy.
  • I ate a bowl of corn and told my brain it was Captain Crunch

    Sh*t tasted so good I'm not even sure I took the time to chew it before devouring the entire bowl. Guess I'll find out tomorrow.
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    He didn't look lost. He looked like he wanted to...

    He didn't look lost. He looked like he wanted to run around and play.

    Spot, come here. Come here, Spot.
  • I bought an actual Hustler magazine once. I...

    I bought an actual Hustler magazine once.

    I talked my hs gf into letting me shave her cooch before it was trendy. Afterwards she said she was too self-conscious to smash, so I drove to the nearest...
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    You don't need insurance to drive a tractor on...

    You don't need insurance to drive a tractor on the road here...just an orange triangle on the back of your tractor seat.

    My tractor has a max speed of around 15 mph, so you don't want to get...
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    Your mom lets me use her assets.

    Your mom lets me use her assets.
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    Texas Farm Bureau

    Texas Farm Bureau
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    Yes, except it's a one ton dually w/ 60k miles.

    Yes, except it's a one ton dually w/ 60k miles.
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    Only carry car insurance crew and only because I...

    Only carry car insurance crew and only because I have to crew.
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    Can you beat my car insurance payment?

    $270
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    *****, you ain't even a vice pa resident.

    *****, you ain't even a vice pa resident.
  • I cleaned and organized his room for free. Ded...

    I cleaned and organized his room for free.

    Ded fukn srs.

    I used to clean and reorganize everybody's bedrooms when I would visit them.
  • The only reason I was best friends with my next door neighbor was because he had food

    I remember he had little packets of peanut butter granola clusters in his pantry, and I was always trying to get in there.

    He had the best stuff.
  • Based on what I'm seeing, sh*ts about to get real...

    Based on what I'm seeing, sh*ts about to get real :eek:.
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