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  • Or just write a letter to her and saying that you...

    Or just write a letter to her and saying that you want to "brake" up with her. Even a woman would know that a brake is on a car and figure you to be a moron....

    :rolleyes:
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    Anyone else measure their girth by taking penis...

    Anyone else measure their girth by taking penis diameter and multiplying by pi??? Or is it just me????

    :D
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    Batter Up!

    Probably old, but what the hell....

    http://mirrored.flabber.nl/bloody.pingu/

    Beat 1015.3 suckas....;)
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    BUMP. "Rudy" chokes me up at the end when he...

    BUMP.

    "Rudy" chokes me up at the end when he finally gets to play a down....

    "Jackass the movie".....so damn funny, I couldn't stop tearing....
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    I don't think a paintball gun would have enough...

    I don't think a paintball gun would have enough umff to shoot a marble. I suggest a slingshot.....
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    LOL.....Ouch!

    LOL.....Ouch!
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    When I was 22, I feel asleep at the wheel on New...

    When I was 22, I feel asleep at the wheel on New Year's Eve. Hit the concrete barrier median perfectly, i mean perfectly where the tires rolled up on the angled base. The jolt woke me up and I was...
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    If they are taller than you, they do....

    If they are taller than you, they do....
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    bra salesman ;)

    bra salesman

    ;)
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    Hit several ports in the Med & Gulf while I was...

    Hit several ports in the Med & Gulf while I was in the Navy. If I was to live in another country, I would definitely live in Italy. Beautiful cities, great food, lovely women....
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    My last girlfriend and my current both have kids,...

    My last girlfriend and my current both have kids, and I had / have no problems with it. Ten years ago, I probably would have said differently.

    For me, the kids do have to be at least 5+ years. ...
  • She'll probably be grateful that you finally let...

    She'll probably be grateful that you finally let her out of the trunk....

    :D

    Seriously, I wouldn't worry about it. Sometimes the thrill of doing it in a car (i.e. possibly getting caught) is a...
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    Sounds like a vonage.com commercial waiting to...

    Sounds like a vonage.com commercial waiting to happen.....

    ;)

    Yoo Hoo Yoo Hoo Hoo
  • Sounds like a personal beef. The guy probably...

    Sounds like a personal beef. The guy probably has a clean slate...and has been laying the coal sausage to his girlfriend....
  • Using a search engine (i.e....

    Using a search engine (i.e. Google).....:rolleyes:.....one can find public record....

    http://www.charmeck.org/Departments/MCSO/Divisions/Inmate+Information/InmateLookup.htm

    Driving records are...
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    Oh sure....just when I was going to suggest...

    Oh sure....just when I was going to suggest repainting the roads so a lane heads directly into the pole, you have to go and get logical on us....

    Damn you!!! :D
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    The city I live......$2.16 The city I...

    The city I live......$2.16

    The city I work....$2.06


    17 mile difference, $0.10 difference......go figure....
  • Guess I've always played roulette with my penis,...

    Guess I've always played roulette with my penis, but only have used a condom twice......ever. Been fortunate to only have caught "the clap" once....
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    LOL....or go industrial, sell buckets of...

    LOL....or go industrial, sell buckets of steam....:D
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    ....that has to sell used underwear to finance a...

    ....that has to sell used underwear to finance a vacation.....

    Damn.....times must be tough....
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