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    Two. I also cut my loaf in half to make...

    Two. I also cut my loaf in half to make hamburger buns.
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    My loaf has a sweet grainy aroma.

    My loaf has a sweet grainy aroma.
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    How big is your loaf?

    My loaf is 1/2 size. It has 12 slices. I pinch my loaf to test for freshness.

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    Yippie Kie Aye!
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XXI

    Pizza is an excellent source of nutrition. It's most enjoyed when shared with the delivery driver dressed in black.

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    I used to run a bar. There was a regular group...

    I used to run a bar. There was a regular group of women that would play Meatloaf on the jukebox and sing along to it. The jukebox had 45s. Usually after midnight. It got pretty loud.
  • About the time you were making that post, I was...

    About the time you were making that post, I was having a conversation with a tenant of mine. He had lost about 70 pounds and his blood pressure was super low. He went to see a doctor because he...
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XX

    Milk is a good source of protein and calcium. Calcium is good for strong bones. Milk also comes in attractive pairs of containers of various sizes of A through DDD.
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  • Thanks for making me feel like a weakling.

    Thanks for making me feel like a weakling.
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    I had been seeing this airplane flying around in...

    I had been seeing this airplane flying around in circles all over town one morning. Later that day I was collecting rent from a guy and he said "Paul, I have to tell you a story". Last night I was...
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XiX

    Bananas are a good source of potassium.

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  • Make yourself a Vince Gironda hormone precursor...

    Make yourself a Vince Gironda hormone precursor shake. Read my tips in the nutrition.misc section. You can make it portable with ice cubes.
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XVIII

    Put up some informational food related artwork in your kitchen or the kitchens of your rental properties. This is in the kitchen of a 3 story house of mine that sleeps 8 construction workers.
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    Around here it's called firewatch. They hire...

    Around here it's called firewatch. They hire young local women and give them a fire extinguisher and a noise maker. If something catches on fire, they put it out with their foot. If they use the...
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    We are. Here is a big of a history lesson for...

    We are.

    Here is a big of a history lesson for everyone. During World War 2 we would send bombers over from England with fighter escorts to drop bombs on German factories. The Germans had fighter...
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    I was giving an annual audiogram (hearing test)...

    I was giving an annual audiogram (hearing test) to some railroad workers. Asked them to tell me a good story.

    Here's the story.

    One dry summer they were using thermite to cut tracks over a...
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    I had to give a drug screen to a group of guys...

    I had to give a drug screen to a group of guys that were doing pipeline work. The foreman told me a story.

    They were digging and hit a fiber optic cable near a military base. Within 5 minutes...
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    I bought a small dozer to build a pond down in my...

    I bought a small dozer to build a pond down in my pasture. I started clearing off the topsoil to get to clay. One day there was a work crew down there clearing out a line of trees. Asked them what...
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    Funny you should mention those 2 things. I have...

    Funny you should mention those 2 things. I have bikini model calendars advertising my sig that I give out. I've got a group of 5 guys renting 2 houses for me that do sewer line inspections. When...
  • When in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock 'n...

    When in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock 'n roll band.
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