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That kid is always gonna be known in the hood as the one who got his ass kicked by no legs.

A lot of us have. We could be discussing who had the best rack and ass in the show yet this thread is discussing cawks....

Jupiter's cawk...this thread is homo

Have an antenna for all the traditional TV stuff. Tubi is free, pretty much just Netflix with ads but better selection IMO.

The one paid subscription I have is HBO max and use the family's Prime...

Name?

Must have been hungry.

Evan Williams and Coors Banquet. On a budget so going with whatever was cheap at the grocery store.

Not LE but that's how I got into a fender bender. Blew my load at a red light. Took my foot off the brake pedal hitting the car in front of me.

Dumbest holiday and don't know why people care. Lol if you need a day show love and romance (should be every day). Buying flowers is a waste of money too.

Why didn't the Soviets call us out on our bullchit then? You know they'd love to stick it to capitalist pigs if they ever got the chance.

Tight yes. Looked like roast beef tho.

ex was of Korean decent and a good smash but glad I never married her. Bish had some screws loose and man did she get angry...

Sometimes a man is in need and smashing chubby chicks is just easy.

I don't want to be seen in public with a plumper though.

Don't care because I'm not planning on seeing this train wreck.

Yeah but I'd never tell her my real name or give her my personal phone number.

Cremation. My preferred way is on a funeral pyre. Send my ashes into the wind.

Those that opt for a casket, in case you didn't know, they put a butt plug your ass to keep the embalming fluid from...

More boobs. Less politics.

Exercise, srs. I've been on antidepressants and it's only caused adverse side affects. The whole reason why I got into lifting was to improve myself not just physically but mentally.

You...

I thought everyone knew how MJ did it at this point.

questioning OP's definition of "hot"