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  • Thread: Paprika Bacon

    by Ausaric
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    U around the Scranton area? Never heard of that.

    U around the Scranton area? Never heard of that.
  • Let yourself out the door

    Let yourself out the door
  • It’s already taken over bro. Stay safe (srs)

    It’s already taken over bro. Stay safe (srs)
  • Thank you GayCumLord

    Thank you GayCumLord
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    Are you eating literal pebbles for Dinner? Are...

    Are you eating literal pebbles for Dinner? Are those garbanzo beans? :confused:
  • Is it on Netflix? Where do you watch it

    Is it on Netflix? Where do you watch it
  • Nah brah it’s easy to stay shredded and muscular....

    Nah brah it’s easy to stay shredded and muscular.

    The hardest thing is your joints breaking down.
  • Thread: Rate Dinner/10

    by Ausaric
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    Ok was there any cheese or sauce on it? It looks...

    Ok was there any cheese or sauce on it? It looks like you just made some haphazard dough and baked it in your oven and called it Dinner

    Worried about you bro. Thinkin boutcha. You don’t live in...
  • Thread: Rate Dinner/10

    by Ausaric
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    Ok. Bro it looks like dough. You are eating pure...

    Ok. Bro it looks like dough. You are eating pure dough for dinner?
  • I don’t even know who you are, so no worries bro

    I don’t even know who you are, so no worries bro
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    When their puss smells like tacos, the only way...

    When their puss smells like tacos, the only way to go down on it is to get blitzed
  • When you wrap your women up in sheets and wipe...

    When you wrap your women up in sheets and wipe your ass with sand, it’s no wonder you would lose to a superior culture
  • Lol are you supposed to be the resident Anime...

    Lol are you supposed to be the resident Anime Guru here? Predictable story? Ok brah. Anyone without previous knowledge of the comics wouldn’t see where it was going.

    The SJW stuff was dumb af,...
  • Yessssss. Bro this show is unreal. The Subway...

    Yessssss. Bro this show is unreal. The Subway Scene! The Flaxan invasion thing?

    “Make another kid.”

    Goddamn Nolan is hardcore AF

    I want the next season NOW
  • 34 year old boy? Are they still boys at that...

    34 year old boy? Are they still boys at that point?

    Fuk I’m gonna be 33 soon. Am I still a boy?

    To answer your question OP, it’s impossible to say how I would react if I had a...
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    I regret to say that I am 50% British/Scottish :(...

    I regret to say that I am 50% British/Scottish :(

    The rest is pure German Blood. And as a result I don’t look like a crooked-teeth, weird-forehead bastard with eyes spaces too closely or far apart...
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    No because I only use soap and water. Srs. We...

    No because I only use soap and water. Srs. We live in a beautiful time of plumbing and readily available water flow that allows us to clean our bungholes perfectly on every occasion.
  • Thread: Tax Season

    by Ausaric
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    Tax Season

    Yeah boyos I actually did Turbo Tax online and it took about 2 hours. Looking to get about Five Hundo deposited into my account pretty soon
  • I don’t know man maybe I have brain damage from...

    I don’t know man maybe I have brain damage from Covid. Thx for feeling bad for me. Just trying to express myself.
  • Girl at work keeps front-tucking, I can’t wrap head around it

    She’s a front-Tucker. Drapes her top around her sides and back but the front she always tucks in. And she always wears tight pants that accentuates her upper pelvis area.

    I always hated the idea...
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