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    Professional web developer checking in. Are we...

    Professional web developer checking in.

    Are we talking strictly web design? No. You can buy any basic design template you want for $20.

    The money is in full stack. Front-end, back-end, and...
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    Would honestly prefer Jack Thomas's physique....

    Would honestly prefer Jack Thomas's physique. Super aesthetic with an aesthetic penor to boot. no homer.
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    Just flights? Everything is becoming more...

    Just flights?

    Everything is becoming more ghetto.

    You're going to see this more and more as the middle class continues to shrink.

    Also, flights are nowhere as bad as Greyhound or Amtrack. My...
  • Are all asian massage parlors like this? ...

    Are all asian massage parlors like this?

    Asking for a friend. And by friend I mean my dink.
  • "I thought you were gay, bro. And by bro I mean...

    "I thought you were gay, bro. And by bro I mean never my bro, you fuarking phaggot."

    Works every time. Srs.
  • Bill Gates puts his lips on a wang? His first...

    Bill Gates puts his lips on a wang? His first wife looked like a dude, so this is not shocking.
  • 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, and 1993 In that...

    1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, and 1993

    In that order.

    2016 was a fuarking post 2012 joke.
  • Just fooking LOL@nard soldiers. vasectomy crew...

    Just fooking LOL@nard soldiers.

    vasectomy crew ftw
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    The fook is a foid? Sorry, I don't speak incel.

    The fook is a foid?

    Sorry, I don't speak incel.
  • This guy was the pioneer in this space long...

    This guy was the pioneer in this space long before the attention-seeking sloot was:

    https://i.imgur.com/75FTo6J.jpg
  • I'm a dude and I can take a string of anal beads...

    I'm a dude and I can take a string of anal beads up my ass like a ****ing champ.

    My wife and I experimented with a finger up there once when we were in college and she was still just my girlfriend...
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    Yeah but they're not as common. I've yet to...

    Yeah but they're not as common.

    I've yet to meet one of these mythical freak beasts.

    Most women just want to suck the pee pee and ride on the dink.

    Legit had one sloot tell me she was freaky...
  • That's Queen Latifah you clod. Fuark. Misc is...

    That's Queen Latifah you clod. Fuark. Misc is getting retardeder by the day.
  • Strong this. Foreigners should never engage in...

    Strong this.

    Foreigners should never engage in any illegal activity. You'll be out of your element and will likely get scammed. You might also fall into a bribery trap where the cops are waiting...
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    Blue all the way. Blue guitars >>>> all I...

    Blue all the way.

    Blue guitars >>>> all

    I still think Pelham Blue is one of the classiest colors of any guitar ever.
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    To quit the misc and take one of OP's loads to...

    To quit the misc and take one of OP's loads to the back of the throat. full homo.
  • Used to work there. srs. The real clowns are...

    Used to work there. srs.

    The real clowns are not the customers. Don't get me wrong, they're clowns, but the real clowns are the managers.

    They only promote room temp IQ controllable...
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    Been doing them for 15 years. Keep the elbows...

    Been doing them for 15 years. Keep the elbows forward, no suicide grip, and you'll be fine.

    I do see people with really wide grips sometimes and am like 'wtf are you doing brah'
  • 35-45 is the goat range to have kids. More...

    35-45 is the goat range to have kids.

    More likely to be:
    financially secure
    secure in a relationship
    mature

    Also still have plenty of energy.

    Just be sure to have them with someone who is...
  • I think it's far worse to be called "champ",...

    I think it's far worse to be called "champ", "chief", or "boss" by someone who doesn't know you.
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