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  • You just have a small peepee. Would rope if I...

    You just have a small peepee. Would rope if I couldn't make girls orgasm with my tongue and cock SRS
  • imagine the smell of piss

    imagine the smell of piss
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    Worked a tradie job one summer and told myself...

    Worked a tradie job one summer and told myself I'd end my life if I ever had to do that BS again. I could do the job easily but getting paid peanuts for hard labor never made my dink hard
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    Don't care either way unless they suck at it then...

    Don't care either way unless they suck at it then it's terrible. Fuked a foreign chick who said she LOVED sucking balls SRS. Never understood why though.
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    Not a problem since most people in my area won't...

    Not a problem since most people in my area won't be able to afford it soon in Biden's America. I live out in the country so I have many more gas station options than citycels
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    I creampie 3 of my girls. Been seeing each for 6+...

    I creampie 3 of my girls. Been seeing each for 6+ years. Wouldn't creampie a chick I didn't know deeply
  • Tastes like steak

    Tastes like steak
  • I love the fact that I have multiple girls I fuk...

    I love the fact that I have multiple girls I fuk weekly while beta cucks get zero pussy. hehetymen
  • 33 later this week and I can confirm that my...

    33 later this week and I can confirm that my skills at chatting/bedding women is at all time highs. Now I make enough money to not care about money and never get tired of girls telling me how good my...
  • My thoughts exactly. Shorts aren't that short but...

    My thoughts exactly. Shorts aren't that short but she has an autistic long mom style ass that pokes out the bottom
  • Don't blame substances for this tard being...

    Don't blame substances for this tard being schizo. Dru gs don't make you crazy, they just bring it out if you're already doomed from birth SRS.
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    11/10 work ethic SRS. If something comes in, I...

    11/10 work ethic SRS. If something comes in, I knock it out that instant because I know my pathetic coworkers won't get it done or do it correctly and more tickets will be coming soon. It's the exact...
  • Hoping Mayweather literally kills him

    Hoping Mayweather literally kills him
  • Can't imagine how useless I'd feel if I didn't...

    Can't imagine how useless I'd feel if I didn't give/receive oral with multiple girls while in grade school SRS
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    Get used to coworkers and customers who seem like...

    Get used to coworkers and customers who seem like sub-80 IQ tards. Knock your work out in record time and hope you have a boss that notices. I started as a Help Desk Bitch 15 years ago and now work...
  • I thought it was pretty accurate since genZ is...

    I thought it was pretty accurate since genZ is full of dumb phaggots. Comedy is close to dead because of the liberal cum guzzlers
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    It's over for you m0nstercuck, it's really over. ...

    It's over for you m0nstercuck, it's really over. Jk, it never began. LDAR phagg0t
  • We have control over very little so accept it and...

    We have control over very little so accept it and try to enjoy life
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    cocks cooming on cocks innit bruv?

    cocks cooming on cocks innit bruv?
  • New girls/pussies are definitely exciting for a...

    New girls/pussies are definitely exciting for a day/night. Can't stand being around any bitch for much longer than that each week SRS.
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