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  • Whos got some $$$ on this card? I got £10.00...

    Whos got some $$$ on this card?

    I got £10.00 on a 5 fight accumulator for just over £1500.00 return.
  • She sucks on his tits and he sucks on hers. All...

    She sucks on his tits and he sucks on hers. All whilst you are sitting at home miscing pissed off about the fact that another male has seen your girl naked just as much as you have.
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    lol not one person mentioned the master race Gala.

    lol not one person mentioned the master race Gala.
  • Lol at anyone who doesn't carry a concealed...

    Lol at anyone who doesn't carry a concealed pitbull at all times
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    Its like cumming in your own eye accidentally....

    Its like cumming in your own eye accidentally. You're standing there in your kitchen, naked, in pain, frantically trying to wash your own cum out of your red raw eyeball while the excess that landed...
  • A 21 year old from the states and a 21 year old...

    A 21 year old from the states and a 21 year old from the UK are generally not of the same maturity. I've been to the states twice and can confirm they're mostly retarded right up until their 30s.
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    I'd rate it bout... perfectlysplendid/10

    I'd rate it bout...

    perfectlysplendid/10
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    Imagine the smell. Also she is shaped...

    Imagine the smell.

    Also she is shaped weirdly.

    Woodnotplow
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    I dont even

    I dont even
  • I'd let her suk my dink if I was drunk and we...

    I'd let her suk my dink if I was drunk and we agreed to keep it a secret, thats about it.
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    Poll: I fully intended to pick up a PS, as I've done...

    I fully intended to pick up a PS, as I've done with every other gen, but I'm tempted to go with Microsoft this time round. However I'll wait for reviews after release, I'll not be picking one up...
  • Whats wrong with controller support? Steam have...

    Whats wrong with controller support? Steam have full support for PS4 controllers with custom button mapping etc. If its not a steam game then simply add it to your steam lib.
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    I would, but I'd certainly not be drunk and I...

    I would, but I'd certainly not be drunk and I haven't had a drink in months. You can't expect to be getting buzzed off 3 beer.
  • Who cares. Shes your ex. Hes not a friend. Go on...

    Who cares. Shes your ex. Hes not a friend. Go on about your life like they don't exist. Easy answer.
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    You expect to get drunk off 3 beer? Are you a...

    You expect to get drunk off 3 beer? Are you a 95lbs woman/child?
  • Last time I had a drink was 12 July. I'm thinking...

    Last time I had a drink was 12 July. I'm thinking I might get yucky tonight too.

    Slainte mo chara.
  • OP mad he got rejected by a "single mother cum...

    OP mad he got rejected by a "single mother cum dumpster". OP must be a solid 2/10
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    Strong username to post content ratio.

    Strong username to post content ratio.
  • What the fuk are you on about? Go suck a dink and...

    What the fuk are you on about? Go suck a dink and shut the fuk up, ya silly bint.
  • Must be some POWERFUL dink if they are left for...

    Must be some POWERFUL dink if they are left for dead after the deed.

    Repped OP for POWERFUL dink.
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