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In after EM resident gets triggered

I love how the dumb fuk med student thinks he knows EM. Good luck with your poverty step 2 score ******* enjoy scrambling into family med in the middle of...

Midlevels calling whatever year of training they do as "residency" is a fukkin insult and slap to the face of real residents, GTFO with that poverty bullchit

Doing 1 extra year of fake residency...

lmao just lmao

Everybody wanna be a doctor but don't nobody wanna go to no long ass medical school and residency

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I hate how most EM attendings have to supervise midlevels

Midlevels dont know what they dont know and phuck chit up and its on the physician. Then these midlevel *******s want independent...

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EM is definitely not for most people and I can see why a lot of people will hate it but I love it

ho lee fuk

yesterday I did a pericardiocentesis during a code and got ROSC from it. I nearly chit myself doing it. I also had 2 intubations, 2 central lines. What a phucking day



good...

just in case ;)



that's my dream lol

/s

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phuck off *******



Yeah there's not much you can do with a poverty undergrad bio degree. Its either...

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NP claims MD's are killing themselves because they are only in it for money

I called her place of work and made them aware of these...

Speaking of midlevels I just heard that one of our midlevels in the ED discharged a pt home who came in originally for SOB, had numerous cardiac risk factors, and a fairly significant troponin. Pt...

Dudes it is weird being on the other side and seeing med students on auditions and interviews come through. It feels like I was right there with them only a year ago but it seems like yesterday. ...

I had another booty clenching moment in the ED the other day

It was the end of my shift and I was finishing up my charts. My attending had already left because we were done seeing patients and he...

Patient was sent from the nursing home for respiratory distress and altered mental status. We intubated her and then reviewing the fat stack of worthless nursing home paperwork the nurse found the...

I may have intubated a lady who had a DNR...

ho lee fuk I really phucked up a fecal disimpaction the other day

Old lady came in for constipation and I had to disimpact her. She's laying on her side and she's got tons of loose skin folds...

Yeah CT perfusion of head, neck, and brain



This too shall pass

Keep your head up

My angus is peppered



At my facility if NIH stroke scale >4 then we do a triple perfusion study in the ED. Otherwise if NIH > 1 that's enough to trigger a code white (if you suspect it)

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Had my first oh chit moment in the ED

My co-intern and attending were off doing a pelvic. The PA was seeing a pt. I was the only one at the doctor's area charting when a tech wheeled in an old...

Incoming EM intern

Still have not gotten my schedule yet. Should I be worried? A lot of my friends have gotten their schedule for residency already and I'm just sitting here waiting

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this chit makes me want to puke

>undergrad student
>premed
>"future surgeon"
>calls herself Dr and has MD in her instagram name
>has a white coat with...