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  • And just to really show them what's up the fat...

    And just to really show them what's up the fat b***h took all the old stale cupcakes everyone else wanted. Now those poor customers will have to settle for fresh ones.
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    They stretch after you've worn them for a few...

    They stretch after you've worn them for a few weeks / months. Get 1/2 size smaller than you need or you will be like me looking around the pool for that damn thing because it slipped off my finger...
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    H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide. How did he die?

    H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide. How did he die?
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    I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed...

    I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was a muffler on a car, wheezing as I struggled to breath the fumes of the car.



    When I woke up I was exhausted.
  • If the sharp crack on the bricks didn't get him...

    If the sharp crack on the bricks didn't get him I'm sure those dip****s grabbing him and dragging him "to safety" finished the job. I thought everyone knew, except in cases of fire or other impeding...
  • See, at least you have what I consider a logical...

    See, at least you have what I consider a logical reason for your opposition. I seriously respect that position and have no problem with you having it or voicing it. I have problems with hypocrisy,...
  • Um, the bears seem to be fighting back. BTW,...

    Um, the bears seem to be fighting back.

    BTW, if you're a vegan, fine, I understand and can appreciate your anti-hunting attitude (srs). If, on the other hand, you eat meat as part of your protein...
  • First, we need to capture that fly and study it...

    First, we need to capture that fly and study it as that fly in particular has far exceeded the known maximum speed of any fly on this planet.

    Second, I would like to have some clarification on how...
  • Not entirely accurate. If you suddenly remove...

    Not entirely accurate. If you suddenly remove the wind resistance that had been limiting the bird's speed to 30 mph that would only allow for a sudden acceleration. The bird's velocity would not...
  • This, to a point. An object in motion will...

    This, to a point. An object in motion will continue along it's path at a constant speed unless acted upon by another force (wind resistance, propulsion, gravity, ect). The bird enters the interior...
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    Actually, the smarter you are the easier that...

    Actually, the smarter you are the easier that would be. Identify the correct response, assume that the test will also award partial credit for the "almost correct" response, and you are left with...
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    "Sorry, your IQ is well below average. Pay for...

    "Sorry, your IQ is well below average. Pay for the full test to see how dumb you really are!" just doesn't seem like a good sales pitch.

    Most of those online IQ tests are designed to give higher...
  • Makes sense. Dire situation, threat of...

    Makes sense. Dire situation, threat of hypothermia with limited resources, and a battery about to fail. Of course you would think to use that limited battery life to check BB.com.

    BB.com, it's...
  • You're in Canada, so laws are different from what...

    You're in Canada, so laws are different from what I'm used to. Here, the company you purchased it from is responsible for ensuring delivery. They brought FedEx into the transaction, so FedEx is an...
  • Might be she doesn't have feeling in her legs yet...

    Might be she doesn't have feeling in her legs yet after you slammed her like a boss with that "pretty big dick, no brag" of yours.

    Or she was being polite last night and is now laughing with her...
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    "Halp! I'm not losing weight!" - Read This Before...

    "Halp! I'm not losing weight!" - Read This Before Posting

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=162197341
  • No, you're not understanding everything I'm...

    No, you're not understanding everything I'm saying. What I'm saying is that guilty or not, it doesn't matter. A lot of people have already said that in here. She says it's time for you to go,...
  • Breaking it down to the basics... 1) You don't...

    Breaking it down to the basics...

    1) You don't have the funds to stay in the house solo.

    2) Your relationship with the girl is toast.

    3) She might be on the crazy side, so staying in the...
  • Send me the pics when they start yetiboobing.

    Send me the pics when they start yetiboobing.
  • Third option: Torture

    Third option: Torture
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