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in a club with this girl who was either crazy as fook or never been dik'd b4, middle of the club shes trying to get my cock out so I'm like wat da fuk and said lets go to the beach

when we get to...

she ugly

those texts make u sound like a ****, don't try so hard - learn not to give a fuk

gold

need advice

was just in the gym and got a call, only when I answered did I realise the number was my ex's. She was drinking and started crying on the phone, missed my voice etc, upset that I...

sloot walked past me at work today with my ex's perfume on, felt weird and ex was on my mind for rest of the day. Went to put a hoody on when I got home forgetting my ex wore it a lot, smelled like...

same brah

just been through my wardrobe sorting all of her chit so I can drop it off, ****s hard

unless you look good, which at this time you don't particularly, then your approach will just come off as creepy

out of them, astrid but she ain't all that either mate

First one ain't too shabby

paranormal ****

and drowning

Thought you were cutting??

majority of pees are sit down pees

#inspired

valuable life tips here

like last year lol

they should be culled

i get banned so quick, annoying af

just imagining my mum looking on my laptop hahahahahahahah

hahahaha

ha, brb

what's he bench?

if it's a baby, smile or weird face

kid, kick it when the mom isn't looking