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    obvious troll is obvious.

    obvious troll is obvious.
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    Why the **** do you bring every single zyzz...

    Why the **** do you bring every single zyzz thread up that has been last posted in about half a year ago?
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    So why did you bring up a super old thread for...

    So why did you bring up a super old thread for that?
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    tried it with two of my ex's, ended horribly....

    tried it with two of my ex's, ended horribly. They do 15 minutes cardio and then they just sit there and watch, ask dumb questions and start talking to you when you are benching and the worse is: if...
  • Good job OP, great progress! Also some scenes are...

    Good job OP, great progress! Also some scenes are reminding me of zyzz a lot (kissing mirror). ;) Looking forward to more!
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    If you are 16 just go shopping with your mom and...

    If you are 16 just go shopping with your mom and just put some stuff in the shopping cart. Talk to her about it that you want to become healther for sports or w/e reason. srs. If she doesn't, just...
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    Will help a lot. I play first division soccer in...

    Will help a lot. I play first division soccer in Germany, we practice 5 times a week and I also go to the gym 5 times a week, after a while you will get used to it. Massages, icing and stretching are...
  • I'm off to celebrate the German championship!...

    I'm off to celebrate the German championship! Borussia Dortmund <3

    We expect up to 500.000 people today and tomorrow! Let the party begin ;)
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    When she comes home take her phone and check if...

    When she comes home take her phone and check if it's really dead right away. If it is, confront her right away. If it's not dead, throw phone out of the window and kick her out.

    Too bad you aren't...
  • That bitch is too insecure to tell him to f***...

    That bitch is too insecure to tell him to f*** off. Also strong punctuation and &&&&&&&& in her msgs. lol
  • Poll: You would know the difference if you lived in...

    You would know the difference if you lived in Europe.

    Eastern European people are so different from central European people...
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    http://architektur.kaywa.ch/files/images/2007/11/m...

    http://architektur.kaywa.ch/files/images/2007/11/mob1077_1196231396.png
  • Save the whales! In 4 the lulz.

    Save the whales!

    In 4 the lulz.
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    Troll
  • Well I think it's worth bumping this thread....

    Well I think it's worth bumping this thread. About 2 weeks ago my girlfriend and me broke up after 10 months. Her parents keep talking **** on her to break up and be single. (nothing against me, they...
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    I agree with the guy above me, sometimes it's...

    I agree with the guy above me, sometimes it's worth it even if you have to be separated for some time, as long as you know you will get back together. Whatever that's off-topic. ;)
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    1. get skype 2. start sex skyping 3. profit ...

    1. get skype
    2. start sex skyping
    3. profit

    Did that when I went on a longer vacation, feelsgood.jpeg
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    ughhh U mad I know what it means? ;) K enough of...

    ughhh U mad I know what it means? ;) K enough of that.

    His formspring provides major lulz.
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    U sad c'u'nt. ;) I just lol'd when my friend...

    U sad c'u'nt. ;)


    I just lol'd when my friend showed me this on his FS:

    Q:what do your parents say about you?

    Zyzz: my mums says im a fing sick c'unt brah then gabbers around me in a circle
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    Everybody knows Zyzz isn't the way he acts in his...

    Everybody knows Zyzz isn't the way he acts in his vids. He's actually quite the opposite and he hates sluts.
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