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Good morning, y'all. Someone want to tell me where summer ran off to? Went from sweating my cheeks off at night to needing a second blanket to not freeze last night.

Michigan is one of the few (only?) spots in America with a Tim Hortons. I'd be over the moon every day too if I were them lmao

shoot the breeze about whatever, post hot girls, occasional relationship help

But mostly petty poop-slinging and shameless flirting.

Good morning and happy Titty Tuesday.

I sincerely hope that after yesterday's atrocious performance, Jameis Winston gets a nasty paper cut on his non-throwing hand.

Yes.



Ehhhhhhhh............

I mean, on the scale of completely awful superstars, he doesn't even register, but his mouth definitely gets ahead of him on some situations.

wat

Why do they have to be mutually exclusive?

How many limbs did that cost you? Couldn't have been cheap. I've been debating getting a pair for years but can never get myself to pull the trigger.

PPR + 2QB? Sounds like my league. I agree with HBH though--I think Gurley is the pick, though nobody's gonna knock you for taking Gronk. My draft isn't until September 4, and we're shuffling pick...

See, no problems. Grats, and keep it up (though you've already shown that's not a problem for you)!

Boy I swear. I just come here for the tiddy and then all of a sudden dicks are getting slung everywhere. Can't we all just get along? When's football?

As long as there is someone else to blame, personal accountability will never be a thing. Unfortunately this goes for mostly everything in life.

It usually isn't, until you find that one person who gives you that otherworldly orgasm and then regular boring run of the mill banging feels like cheap take-out.

Fortunately for folks like me, I...

None of this would be a problem if we weren't so uptight about sex and everything that surrounds it.

http://i.imgur.com/PJNnk56.jpg

This is what happens when you beat your D too much. My weekend followed me into Monday night lol

Weekend mostly sucked. Started with my paycheck getting caught up in some red tape so I was broke all weekend, went to a funeral on Saturday, and spent the entire weekend drinking shakes with...

Despite being more digitally involved than any sane person should be, I make it a point to stay as engaged as I can during social activities. It's tough to remember how to people when you have the...

^I swear you meet the strangest men lmao.

"My mind's telling me nooooo...but my body, my bodyyyy's tellin' me yeeeeeeeessssss..." -R. Kelly, Bump 'n' Grind

^it's oddly reassuring and terrifying that even certified professions like Silverback can get rattled by certain women. Guess it never really goes away, huh?