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    I used to run a bar. There was a regular group...

    I used to run a bar. There was a regular group of women that would play Meatloaf on the jukebox and sing along to it. The jukebox had 45s. Usually after midnight. It got pretty loud.
  • About the time you were making that post, I was...

    About the time you were making that post, I was having a conversation with a tenant of mine. He had lost about 70 pounds and his blood pressure was super low. He went to see a doctor because he...
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XX

    Milk is a good source of protein and calcium. Calcium is good for strong bones. Milk also comes in attractive pairs of containers of various sizes of A through DDD.
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  • Thanks for making me feel like a weakling.

    Thanks for making me feel like a weakling.
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    I had been seeing this airplane flying around in...

    I had been seeing this airplane flying around in circles all over town one morning. Later that day I was collecting rent from a guy and he said "Paul, I have to tell you a story". Last night I was...
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XiX

    Bananas are a good source of potassium.

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  • Make yourself a Vince Gironda hormone precursor...

    Make yourself a Vince Gironda hormone precursor shake. Read my tips in the nutrition.misc section. You can make it portable with ice cubes.
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    Put up some informational food related artwork in your kitchen or the kitchens of your rental properties. This is in the kitchen of a 3 story house of mine that sleeps 8 construction workers.
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    Around here it's called firewatch. They hire...

    Around here it's called firewatch. They hire young local women and give them a fire extinguisher and a noise maker. If something catches on fire, they put it out with their foot. If they use the...
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    We are. Here is a big of a history lesson for...

    We are.

    Here is a big of a history lesson for everyone. During World War 2 we would send bombers over from England with fighter escorts to drop bombs on German factories. The Germans had fighter...
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    I was giving an annual audiogram (hearing test)...

    I was giving an annual audiogram (hearing test) to some railroad workers. Asked them to tell me a good story.

    Here's the story.

    One dry summer they were using thermite to cut tracks over a...
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    I had to give a drug screen to a group of guys...

    I had to give a drug screen to a group of guys that were doing pipeline work. The foreman told me a story.

    They were digging and hit a fiber optic cable near a military base. Within 5 minutes...
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    I bought a small dozer to build a pond down in my...

    I bought a small dozer to build a pond down in my pasture. I started clearing off the topsoil to get to clay. One day there was a work crew down there clearing out a line of trees. Asked them what...
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    Funny you should mention those 2 things. I have...

    Funny you should mention those 2 things. I have bikini model calendars advertising my sig that I give out. I've got a group of 5 guys renting 2 houses for me that do sewer line inspections. When...
  • When in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock 'n...

    When in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock 'n roll band.
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    I had some jeans that developed a big tear down...

    I had some jeans that developed a big tear down the backside. I usually go commando, so this can be a problem when worn at work. I work with about 25 women in a medical clinic. The pant cuffs were...
  • Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XVII

    This is more of a health tip than a nutrition tip. Wear loose fitting underwear or go commando to keep your jewels happy.

    Ladies, if you see a guy and like his form, give him a compliment on his...
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    You can maintain with a FB workout every 7-10...

    You can maintain with a FB workout every 7-10 days. I had an injury that involved a swimming pool ladder failure, head/back/leg injuries, tequila, and me on the ground with a blue tooth speaker...
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    You look pretty good man. Everything except for...

    You look pretty good man. Everything except for that 3rd picture with those yellow slippers. They look sort of non-heterosexual. I'm not critical on your preferenences. Just live your life like...
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    Have you ever fabricated a ceiling joist...

    Have you ever fabricated a ceiling joist supported nude body saddle? It's harder than it seems.
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