Search:

No, I'd say my work here is done:)

Now we return to your regularly scheduled programming

I hope you all remember me as best/worst poster and troll of misc history.

*Bows*

Curtain closes



*Music*

Hey bye y'all... seriously look for a book in a year :)
Had a good run trolling.

Namaste

Then you may want to find a more appropriate forum that suits your mild mannered tastes :) I also wrote about Satan cumming Inside me...did you like those poems?

Lol if I was the level of insane that I "portray" sometimes through my goofy writings on here, I would DEFINITELY be sitting in a mental hospital atm.
There's be no way in hell that someone could...

I just laughed hard. That is the most accurate gif of what I do on here.

You get me <3 lmao

....lol no it's just fun acting like I am.

Umm (?) Allow me to break it down for you lol...

Before my first child I weighed 118lbs
Gained 60lbs
Lost the weight ended up 140lbs

Second child started at 140lbs
200lbs while pregnant...

Umm it was FIVE kids...not two :) I have been very thin my whole life but gained 60lbs every pregnancy.

Thanks

That's a picture I posted so I'm pretty sure I was ok with it being shown.

I lost a chit ton of weight after my kids and had to have the skin removed (for obvious reasons) that was the before....

I have been very open about some things and people have taken it and pretty much twisted it into what they want to believe. I intentionally rustle people on here so people like bigrangs are posting...

I've talked to a few mods and I'm positive that unlike some of you retards, they know that I'm messing around with about 90% of the chit I say on here.

When I'm bored or can't sleep it honestly...

I feel a familiar wetness as I glide my hand down below my belly button. I start to explore this well known territory and find the spot. It's like a button for a machine that must be primed. I start...

If validation we seek
Is to be mentally weak
then the mind is a dangerous thing
For we all want affection
And desire connection
with the security it brings

So please look on me
And tell me...

The wheels are finally turning
My heart is hurting
Stomach is churning

A tear falls from my eye like rain from the sky
And thoughts flutter in like a dove
You and me connected we'll be
And...

This one's for muzzie


I wake up early as a new day dawns
I grab my prayer mat to pray
To commune with Allah
As I sit on his face
My roast beef is parted
Well chit! I just farted
Mmm I'm...

I know I'm awesome. I wrote some more for ya above ∆
Hope you like?

If you think about it though...Jesus has to come into our heart and it would only make sense that Lucifer would have to cum into our vaginas. Jesus brings shame and guilt for having sex, while Satan...

Lol I'm 30 not 60 you young whippersnapper!

I bet unlike my (also) 30 year old husband YOU don't have to use that little blue pill to get it up. Ohhh what I wouldn't give to be able to ride that...

Lol see the misc tries to always psychoanalyze me (because I'm too honest on here) ...but what they don't realize is that they can never truly know what's in my heart since they haven't seen my...