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    I think Julia uses dumbells for her earlobe...

    I think Julia uses dumbells for her earlobe jelquing routine. Check out those lobes, they're like two small ballbags.
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    Hello kunts.

    Hello kunts.
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    Hello. ****y as ever.

    Hello.

    ****y as ever.
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    One of the problems in Australia is that the sole...

    One of the problems in Australia is that the sole distributor never had enough stock to go around (and from what i've heard, their price was pretty expensive), so retailers started importing their...
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  • Girl was a decent 6-7/10, convo went something...

    Girl was a decent 6-7/10, convo went something like this:

    I can't believe I let you **** my ass...
    Why's that?
    I was saving that for my wedding night....I mean, my normal virginity is...
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    Go fuk yourself rock spider.

    Go fuk yourself rock spider.
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    Just left surfers this morning :( Want to go...

    Just left surfers this morning :(

    Want to go baaaaaaaaaaack.
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    Yeah. Just had a week or so at camp lol.

    Yeah. Just had a week or so at camp lol.
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    Lol. What a cheeky kunt.

    Lol. What a cheeky kunt.
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    Yeah, he can be a bit of a gaykunt, but the other...

    Yeah, he can be a bit of a gaykunt, but the other posters are worse. Your account is still active btw. I just had a look.
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    ****. When is Soundwave? More importantly, where...

    ****. When is Soundwave? More importantly, where did i put my tickets?



    LMAO. That **** is on it's last legs. I ****ing hate their admin/mod team, bunch of *******s.
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    Ausbrahs. How are we today?

    Ausbrahs. How are we today?
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    Does anyone know if the Hermes store sells...

    Does anyone know if the Hermes store sells fragrances or just clothes?
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    Yeah, the sloots working there just bertstared me...

    Yeah, the sloots working there just bertstared me when i tried to explain it to them. I didn't go to the Hermes store though. That might be a winner?
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    Lolwut, you just order a bunch of minis? No dice...

    Lolwut, you just order a bunch of minis? No dice on Myer/Grace Bros. Hit up the city today, everyone said all they had was those ****ty cards. I was fairly well dressed, wearing some Marc Jacobs, so...
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    How much you want to spend brah? CKOne Summer...

    How much you want to spend brah?

    CKOne Summer
    Cool Water
    The Game
    Polo Double Black
    GIT if you want to pay retarded Aussie prices for it. Really, at 17, as long as it's not old spice,...
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    Wattup goldie bretheren?

    Wattup goldie bretheren?
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    Myer or Grace Bros maybe? I think they're all...

    Myer or Grace Bros maybe? I think they're all cheapskates in Aus and use the cards that you spray with the colgne you want.

    I'm going into the city tomorrow, i'll scout around and report back.
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    Cheers mate. :D WTF $150 shipping lol. Maybe...

    Cheers mate. :D

    WTF $150 shipping lol. Maybe they send a high-class hooker around to your house and she pulls you off while you try the cologne on or something.
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