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  • Thread: Top Gun Maverick

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    Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don’t Stop And...

    Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It.
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    OK then why didn't he go to the Ukraine and...

    OK then why didn't he go to the Ukraine and defend innocent families? He would have been hailed as a hero, from the accounts I read it sounds like he could have figured out how to get there.
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  • Thread: Top Gun Maverick

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    Not for Abe Vroman.

    Not for Abe Vroman.
  • So you either got a ticket for parking or moving?...

    So you either got a ticket for parking or moving?

    What was the non ticket option, levitating?
  • Thread: Top Gun Maverick

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    Are you still using Betamax or did you upgrade to...

    Are you still using Betamax or did you upgrade to laserdisc?




    It's a comedy FFS.

    I feel like you would call the truant officer on Ferris Bueller.
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    Secondhand smoke bothers me pretty bad, I can...

    Secondhand smoke bothers me pretty bad, I can walk by someone smoking, but if I spend a lot of time around it I'm in trouble. Missed a my own Grad ceremony because I was with my Aunt and Uncle the...
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    My boss years back posted a purchase order on his...

    My boss years back posted a purchase order on his office door. I think it was like for $120. 5 people had signed off on it.

    People would ask why that was on his door and he would say "look...
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    Interesting, thanks for posting.

    Interesting, thanks for posting.
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    When this first happened I went out and read...

    When this first happened I went out and read every dial over the phone to a person at the electric company and she confirmed the charges were correct. Only when a meter reader came out did I get this...
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    If I was single Mom on a limited income who can't...

    If I was single Mom on a limited income who can't overpay electric bills to the tune of 3 grand it would be a lot less funny.

    It's a utility for crying out loud, seems like they should have their...
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    Update: My bill is currently negative...

    Update:

    My bill is currently negative $2,769.43

    Not sure where the fuk up was but looks like I won't be paying any electric bills for maybe 2 years? WTF
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    For me it was the money. A pack of cigs is over...

    For me it was the money. A pack of cigs is over $10 in my state now :eek:

    When I quit 22 years ago the state had raised the price to like $5/pack and I said that's enough of this chit.

    Now...
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    That's quite the logic leap from what I said. ...

    That's quite the logic leap from what I said.

    I said the parents should be wondering why an 18 year old is amassing military grade body armor.
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    Maybe. The guy that put a bullet in Abe...

    Maybe.

    The guy that put a bullet in Abe Lincoln was tweeting disturbing info weeks prior,
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    Our Father

    Dr. working in early fertility work in Indiana uses his own sperm to father like 35 babies.

    I don't know what he got out of it but it's super creepy. He would throw out a Husband's sperm and go...
  • sweet. That skin I made of your plate for...

    sweet. That skin I made of your plate for Bodyhard's Vette is working as planned :D
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    In Major League Baseball we used to have...

    In Major League Baseball we used to have streakers and other asshats jumping on the field, running the bases etc. When MLB stopped televising their antics and they just went straight to jail it...
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    Maybe if someone just recognized he was...

    Maybe if someone just recognized he was struggling in 6th grade and threw an arm around him, took him for an ice cream, helped him join Boys Club, Boy Scouts, 4-H, FFA or whatever we wouldn't have...
  • Thread: New Home Gym

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    I agree. When you mix a mancave with a weight...

    I agree.

    When you mix a mancave with a weight room invariably someone will need to prove they can still bench 300 after a few beers when they haven't done it in 20 years.
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    Jeremy spoke in class today. People absolutely...

    Jeremy spoke in class today.

    People absolutely care why he did it, that's how we stop the next guy with these tendencies before he ever acquires a gun.



    Guess I'm more curious about the...
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