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You might be on to something here. Not about the second chance but the foot out the door. I'm almost relieved rn

I already banged that friend. Tbh it does make me feel better that the same friend who convinced her to be a degenerate also knows what my jizz tastes like.

You guys really judge the threesome...

Yes she knows. Her whole family called begging me not to but no sale. Already booked the next 2 months off work to deal with the paperwork.

She was expecting me to divorce and said as much, I...

Hey man we're all wrong sometimes.

Lmao just lol

Also the obligatory
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In my defense I've also plainly stayed I'm not scared to look for wife number 3. Maybe I can reach double digits I'm still young

Lol actually left the bar, figured it wouldn't help. At home now gonna eat a pizza and watch TV.

Tbh I'm not even that mad I've been getting the itch lately. Milked this one for all it's worth,...

One nighter with a random. Her best friend had just been dumped and convinced her that slooting was fun.

She said she felt like she was living a lie, I said I agreed but that she should keep on...

Probably is but how many guys have had their dink sucked by their lady and her best friend?

Not here to defend my choices just pointing out it can happen to anyone and never be scared to chuck...

Well yeah she ****ed it. Idk about you but I usually look at it before I stick my dink in.

Yeah she really made me eat that one. But what's the point of life if you spend it scared to lose things? Got to plow prime young chocolate pussy for 6 years and now I've got a baby mamma. Not bad...

Lmao repped

No troll.

I can't pick em but I do like having a wife so I'm onto #3

Nah, we've got a son together so with any luck he'll never notice the difference. Gonna fill out the paperwork and probably cash out all my investments to buy her out of the house but oh well.
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She told me. My dink was bigger and she thought I'd forgive her if she was honest. Ship done sailed boyo.

Just found out wife #2 cheated on me gonna have to burn this **** to the ground and start over. Reps til I'm out or whatever I'm supposed to say.

On the lookout for wife #3 so hide your wife.

If the pussy isn't worth more than drinks then the pussy won't be worth more than drinks.

I don't do online dating myself and never did (thank god I graduated HS before smartphones). My advice is...

Most men can't provide in 2022. It's not because of cost of living, it's because they don't have the balls to say no to their woman. In my experience women crave structure.

She wants to be spoiled op. She left you an opening there when she said straight to the punch. Two or three more lines of flirting before asking for her number and you'd be balls deep rather than...

Congrats man. They're hard to find but when you do the search is worth it.