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  • Don't you have that alley under the bridge where...

    Don't you have that alley under the bridge where you jerk off punks for $15 a man?
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    What's in the pill bottle?

    What's in the pill bottle?
  • Wait, he got beat up by a woman?

    Wait, he got beat up by a woman?
  • lol at having a newspaper subscription.

    lol at having a newspaper subscription.
  • They're projecting 6 playoff games a day starting...

    They're projecting 6 playoff games a day starting Aug 1, staggering start times. Games will be held at the same – 12 p.m., 4 p.m., and 8 p.m. – but offset by the two-hour time difference local time....
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    How many of those can Richard Gere fit into his...

    How many of those can Richard Gere fit into his ass?
  • https://media.giphy.com/media/SGfMeLKskMQko/giphy....

    https://media.giphy.com/media/SGfMeLKskMQko/giphy.gif

    Yeah, you want one.
  • First you gotta turn em upside down.

    First you gotta turn em upside down.
  • Over 30, in shape and still crushes 30 beers a...

    Over 30, in shape and still crushes 30 beers a weekend.
  • lol at wanting kids in the first place.

    lol at wanting kids in the first place.
  • inb4 there's a height requirement

    inb4 there's a height requirement
  • "Ugly Shoes A-Plenty in 2020"

    "Ugly Shoes A-Plenty in 2020"
  • Home gym crew checking in, just feet away from...

    Home gym crew checking in, just feet away from homebrew taps in the next room. Naked training encouraged.
  • Their breakfast chicken sandwich is pretty good....

    Their breakfast chicken sandwich is pretty good. Would recommend/10
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    inb4 it's discovered he was taken out by Hillary...

    inb4 it's discovered he was taken out by Hillary because he was getting too close to the truth.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJfDmJWkAI_SBk.jpg
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    His stuff is what it sounds like when feels and...

    His stuff is what it sounds like when feels and ments combine.
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    His album Decade of Hits was always in the old...

    His album Decade of Hits was always in the old man's truck when I was a kid.
  • Have you tried men?

    Have you tried men?
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    Gotta inspect her pubes.

    Gotta inspect her pubes.
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    He looks like a poor man's Andy Dick, that's not...

    He looks like a poor man's Andy Dick, that's not a good thing.
    Didn't his wife leave him for a stationary bike riding phaggot? lulz. Pathetic.
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