I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and *******s (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? ****ing awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not.
I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and *******s (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? ****ing awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not.
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with the average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The...
This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.
I know coming to you for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family,...
Earl Sandwich watched with an anxious expression as his family, which consisted of Mrs. Sandwich, Peanut the dog, and Grape the cat, who was listed last because the writer of this story doesn’t like...
I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally...
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or...
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or...
You ****ing do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better...
You ****ing do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better...
You ****ing do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better...
