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He has the greatest hair, everyone stops and says "you have the best hair". And you know what? They're right, MT has the best hair and Joe Biden is wearing a wig.

He was the wrong coloUr.

Mostly kidding, but more importantly, he was compliant and didn't resist arrest.

fkn one eyed brah was too diverse for my tastes.

Didn't realize how common this is until a hot girl at work started getting dampies in my presence. She thought I was much younger than her, and it turns out I'm older. Very hard to not follow...

Brah, oh $hit...

You caught major feelings for a girl who is everything you want, but she's still fking and cheating on her husband. You should have waited until she divorced him. Now you know...

Why is that?

Nice to know I'm a broke millionaire.

All my income goes into bills, Retirement savings and Education RESP's for the kids. Same with the wife's income. We have some big fkn bills.

But you've proven to yourself you can go over a month without P0rn wanking. Just clean the pipes every now and again, and you're good. Make sure that $hit is working properly for when the opportunity...

But seriously, prime Audrey Hepburn

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/191126123417-01-audrey-hepburn-lbd.jpg?q=w_1110,c_fill/f_webp

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Heather.

Does net worth include house value in this scenario?

If it does, millionaire status Bert.

If not, Brokecel Bert.

Tim Horton was a fkn drug addict who played hockey into his late 40's. Also drove intoxicated and died.

RIP brother Timmy. Your name shall live on for generations to come.

whacking off to p0rn is only an addiction if you can't stay away from it for more than a few days. Unless you're binge watching and wanking for hours, or doing it every day, and looking forward to...

Brah, if you can go more than like 4 days without yanking it to p0rn, then you do not have an addiction.

All the Finnish Cass I can eat would raise my happiness levels.

Plenty of group singing in Elementary School, but other than the National Anthem at a hockey game, I'm thinking 35 years ago.

How did buddy rot for 24 years in prison, then have access to a car and booze 12 days after release?

Imagine suffering through 24 years of prison to enjoy 12 days of freedom, then die.

I'd...

And now he's doing Life.

Maybe he is, but aren't Liberals on a "Death to Heebs" kick?

Fkn hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

As a mid-40's very late Gen-X miscer, let me tell you. I witnessed the earliest of changes to full-on Libtardism during school, and it really is brainwashing/indoctrination.

Small things at...