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They believe newspapers always tell the truth

Fat people get attacked, but it’s done in waves. It might not happen for certain periods of time, but then it hits all at once over a short period.

My parents met at a Jimi Hendrix concert

I’ve seen them in San Luis Obispo

Check her tags and notify owner

Went to Chipotle today, double steak bowl with brown rice, pinto beans and guacamole was almost $25

That would be the GOAT physique for a 19 year old

Congratulations

Congratulations

I’m sorry for your loss, I know how it feels

Because lots of people from other cultures are good at gardening too, not just Mexicans…

Brawnndo

They bought out the FDA in 2335, now they use propaganda to make people think Brawnndo has what plants need, because it contains electrolytes

I worked on a comic series about a woman from a parallel universe where the Nazis emerged victorious from World War 2 coming to an analog of our world and shrinking the nonwhite population down to an...

Do you buy tri-tip?

I had some yesterday and actually lost weight, but I also bicycled 7 miles, too

She looks like a female Tom Cruise

I’ve always thought the early seasons were the worst written skits, not the fault of the actors. Only people born before 1950 think those seasons were the funniest. Boomers laugh at a lot of unfunny...

Thanks for the opinions

1.) Be good looking

2.) Rescue her… if she is choking, perform the Heimlich maneuver on her, that is guaranteed to make her fall in love with you.

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