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    That sounds good af. I was so hungry I even ate...

    That sounds good af. I was so hungry I even ate that weird looking little piece of bacon they put in the can of beans.
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    It doesn't make any music.

    It doesn't make any music.
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    Name a better food than baked beans

    It's the musical fruit.
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    Nobody raped you. You willingly walked in there...

    Nobody raped you. You willingly walked in there looking to suck as many dicks as it took to get a discount.
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    That $7.54 belongs to her employer, dumbass. It...

    That $7.54 belongs to her employer, dumbass. It wasn't yours to give.

    Dumbass.
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    That's not a life hack, that's called persuading...

    That's not a life hack, that's called persuading an employee to steal from her employer because you're too cheap to tip her.

    Negged for being a worthless POS that should've been aborted while it...
  • You didn't even touch the walls.

    You didn't even touch the walls.
  • I dont think you have the right person. I...

    I dont think you have the right person. I would've remembered that thing coming out of me.
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    The bright, bold light blue font.

    The bright, bold light blue font.
  • My apologies to anyone on the misc who I may have fathered in the past

    We good?
  • Why don't you go and make a thread about it?

    I just did.
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    Poll: I would marry my mother in a heartbeat. Her ass...

    I would marry my mother in a heartbeat. Her ass is like pow, in your face.
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    Fukk them other hoes, keep the Kitty.

    Fukk them other hoes, keep the Kitty.
  • ^^ Just like that. One of my favorite things...

    ^^ Just like that.

    One of my favorite things to do is let my guitar dead hang by its imaginary strap during a pause in the song, as my pick hand flails around like I'm riding a bull, until the...
  • The facial expressions of an air guitarist are just as genuine as a real guitarist

    Sometimes when I'm jammin' on my air guitar I'll be feelin' it so much that I'll make orgasm faces to my dogs as I solo out.
  • The only way to salvage any potential for a...

    The only way to salvage any potential for a relationship with this chick is to immediately sleep with another girl that's in her circle.

    It's over, tho, for real.
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    I saw Tom Wanks the other day at Walmart.

    I saw Tom Wanks the other day at Walmart.
  • I chew on the wad so I can squeeze the juice out.

    I chew on the wad so I can squeeze the juice out.
  • I just put a big wad of Beechnut chewing tobacco in my mouth

    Sh*t was gross, tasted like ass. When I spit it out it looked like it came out of a dog's ass.

    I am rockin' a nice nicotine high now, tho.
  • Imagine washing your hands in the sink as your...

    Imagine washing your hands in the sink as your female co-worker/boss lets out a loud fart from one the stalls behind you.
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