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  • Sat here thinking how lucky I am to be single and ripping huge farts

    My arse is a sewage plant today, a malfunctioning one, blasting major, foul, loud gassers all over the house

    Couldn't just let my trapdoor open at will and the gas flow freely if I had a woman,...
  • Plastic sheet between bread and tuna

    Plastic sheet between bread and tuna
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    I hate this so much, every time a girls says 'OMG...

    I hate this so much, every time a girls says 'OMG I love food!', as if it's some crazy wild random socially awkward thing to say.. Shut up kunt, everyone likes food you mongo, it's not a personality...
  • Not at all

    Not at all
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    Sex is massively over rated. It's okay but it's...

    Sex is massively over rated. It's okay but it's not like some mind blowing thing, literally just depends on how horny you are at the time.
  • YaBoyDave was a classic example of when keeping...

    YaBoyDave was a classic example of when keeping it real goes wrong.

    I'm very undecided on what to do with this girl, I could easily just disengage and she would slowly but surely get the hint and...
  • Masturbate or don't masturbate, what difference...

    Masturbate or don't masturbate, what difference is it going to make to your miserable fuk life?
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    So yeah this is the secret to getting juicy right?

    So yeah this is the secret to getting juicy right?
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    Why would you half ass everything? It just...

    Why would you half ass everything? It just spreads the volume over 5 days. So if you usually do 5 exercises for chest in an average week you still do that, but just one exercise per day over five...
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    Full Body 5 X per Week

    Geoffrey Nippard and Erik Helmes are all about this full body 5x a week workout stuff now, and I saw Joe Deleney has followed suit.

    Are any of you guys following their routines or doing your own...
  • Exactly, and they would all be telling him to...

    Exactly, and they would all be telling him to leave her.

    Misc is so confused
  • I've ****ed up uncountable amounts of mountain...

    I've ****ed up uncountable amounts of mountain lions, just lol at losing to a cat
  • This bish is still with her husband, he is pure...

    This bish is still with her husband, he is pure cuck, wants to stay with her and make things work, she says that he has refused to leave her and that she has to leave him, just lol

    She's said that...
  • As if this film could ever be good, it's a movie...

    As if this film could ever be good, it's a movie for idiots
  • I only wash my hands if someone else is there or...

    I only wash my hands if someone else is there or a girl is at my place, otherwise I couldn't care less. My dick isn't dirty and even if it was I still wouldn't care.
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    People who say things like this are stupid. ...

    People who say things like this are stupid.

    There's more chit on your laptop than there is in a public bathroom! No, there isn't, idiot. One set of hands touch my laptop, mine, and I wash my hands...
  • Is this real life? You're in your 30's...

    Is this real life? You're in your 30's...
  • Just for the lolz really, makes it more...

    Just for the lolz really, makes it more interesting doesn't it.
  • Having a girl stay over night, one night, purely...

    Having a girl stay over night, one night, purely with the idea of sex in mind makes me a filler boyfriend? Where do you have sex, in the woods?
  • She's no more or less reliable or trustworthy...

    She's no more or less reliable or trustworthy than anyone else. I do have experience, I have slept around a lot and been in and out of relationships a lot, and that's why I know that she will go into...
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