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Some food I find revolting, pretty much any “sugar-free” stuff or stuff with artificial sweeteners. I find artificial sweeteners repugnant. If I don’t know it has artificial sweeteners, i can...

The Flaming Homer’s secret ingredient was cough syrup

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That was my nickname when i played guitar.

Yeah kind of cool to eat and drink at historic spots. In NYC there is a tavern called Fraunces where the sons of liberty also did some secret planning on revolting upstairs. It is actually where...

When I was in Boston I went to the oldest pub there. It was where some of the founding fathers would meet and plan the revolution. I had the fried clams. They were pretty good.

Plum/pear liquor? That reminds me of a time in Frankfurt Germany during an äpfelwein (apple wine popular in Frankfurt) festival. We tried to get into a speak easy but they wouldn’t let us in...

I think coffee is the most subjugating of all beverages. It is thought that the coffee bean plant uses caffeine to addict its host in order to spread and tend to it’s offspring. If you look at all...

I like omelettes with cheese but they must be prepared a certain way:
Heat up a well seasoned cast iron skillet on medium-high heat on a gas rangetop.
Add 1 tbsp cold-pressed coconut oil
Crack...

They say carrots are good for your eyes. But I don’t want to put carrots in my eyes!

Back in the 80s and 90s , the Marine Corps issued sea rats in cans and kits. One meal kit contained for dessert a can with stamp that read “Fruit nut roll”. But if you ever ate one you called them...

Some say raw liver feels more like the real thing.

Tell me EXACTLY which food you find stipulating and EXACTLY how you like it prepared.

That’s somebody’s mom!

I have been attracted to banana peels before, but its a slippery slope.

Do you buy them at Publix?

In Mexico, menudo usually contains beef tripe, not rabbit tripe. So I guess Menudo is technically anti rabbit tripe.

I like to sneak into peoples houses at night and pour grape nuts on the floor. When they wake up and walk to the bathroom barefoot, you can hear the screaming from miles away.

Why can’t adults or teens eat Trix? Us adults like fruity cereals. But we don’t like getting in trouble. Just wondering why we aren’t allowed to eat Trix.

Legend says that when he was growing up in South Central Los Angeles, he was cap’n fools left and right. You looked at him wrong driving past and he would put a 38 slug in your culo.