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Yard size doesn't matter as long as you've got a big deck and know how to use it.

I don't know why, but all I can see is this:
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Happy Friday boyos (and lady boyos)! It's my birthday tomorrow, so I suppose we'll start the celebrations early and keep them going all weekend. It's just too bad the weather is going to be atrocious...

Happy Birthday!

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Real men cook for their women in the nude, while also avoiding splashing hot oil on their junk.

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Just dive right in, it's the best way to get over any nerves. If you're nervous, take pictures of everything before you take it apart so you have a reference for reassembly.

Company sponsoring your platinum account? GJDM!

So that's what it means to accidentally the whole thing...

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Ugh, I disgust myself.

Das not it. When you get measured, tell them how you want it to fit (slimmer, looser, etc) and they will give you the numbers for that kind of fit. Adding half an inch across the board is just going...

If you went to a good tailor, it should come out perfect with some extra material available to let it out a bit if needed. If you start messing with the measurements yourself, you could end up with a...

No more than half an inch extra, that would already make a significant difference. Did their tailor take your measurements, or are you sending out your own measurements for a made to order jacket?

My reaction to watching my own sex tape.

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Everyone has already given you solid advice, just try a few different options and keep the one(s) your wife likes.

Make sure to hang onto the jeans you blew out, you can make a nice pair of chaps...

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Correctamundo!

Paging Dr. Phaggot.

Congrats brah!