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To correctly perform a "rusty trombone" you must blow into your boyfriends ass while stroking his cock.

When attempting to hookup with a 16yo, make sure her parents are out of the house

Welcome to the club. :)

He got skipped, but its ok cause he probably has good weed to smoke

Post some gay porn before you leave please

I don't get it. He just happened to live in LA? He was at the airport without a ticket of his own? Sounds like BS, but gjdm

psn: evehill

Neko sounds just like Shrek

She's got a hairy back.

I got pissed at my friend for choosing a phone number almost exactly as mine.

Thats what I was thinking

6, 17, 22

This should be interesting

Going to rehab

**** China.

Thats nothing, talk to me when your 6 digits deep

Math teacher?

Do you realize he has no association with CERN or the LHC? He toured the facility, and has interests in theory's that can be tested seeing as he is a physicist, however your concerns...

Are you a physicist?

If you answered yes, and understood all that feel free to send an email to someone who will do nothing.

If you answer no, stfu.

Grow some balls ***got.