Literally LMFAOing so hard reading all these manlets putting so much effort in to lift, eat well, and overall try to 'better ones self'. If you weren't born at least 6'5 tall, all your efforts and...
*Too nervous to talk to SIRI crew*
*Steal easily affordable things to avoid talking to cashier crew*
*So ugly people get whiplash from looking away crew*
*Enter gym through fire exit to avoid...