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    She'd make me beg for buttermilk.

    She'd make me beg for buttermilk.
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    I'm sure the mexican cartels can think of...

    I'm sure the mexican cartels can think of something.
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    Bear has bacon and pork chops for dinner then...

    Bear has bacon and pork chops for dinner then picks his teeth with the tusks.
  • When I was 13 I was fapping to teachers. So...

    When I was 13 I was fapping to teachers.

    So no, i dont think smashing one would have scarred me.
  • There's absolutely no doubt she can suck a golf...

    There's absolutely no doubt she can suck a golf ball through a water hose across a football stadium.
  • Second is “guys just have less drama” Yeah...

    Second is “guys just have less drama”

    Yeah cause after coating her sugarwalls the last thing they wanna do is complain about how much of a bitch jessica is. Motherfukers just gone.
  • How much difference is there between 5 and 6 lookswise (sloot)

    At what level are you embarrassed to be seen in public with a sloot? Or by friends/family?

    How low does it have to go before the dink goes on strike and refuses to work? Is anything below a 7 just...
  • Five week sample size.... give it a fee more...

    Five week sample size.... give it a fee more months and a chance to normalize, and everyone will be back on facebook 4 hours a day.
  • A bottle of whiskey. I want to black out and be...

    A bottle of whiskey. I want to black out and be so hungover the next day that i'm trying to flip the electric chair on my self.
  • All he does is win, and make phaggots mad.

    All he does is win, and make phaggots mad.
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    "I eat ass"

    "I eat ass"
  • Poll: None of you would, and the ones who said they...

    None of you would, and the ones who said they would are lying to themselves.
  • Fuark. All that effort, two roles and ****, and...

    Fuark. All that effort, two roles and ****, and for nothing.
  • Exactly that. And the first pic is the best...

    Exactly that.

    And the first pic is the best they've ever looked. if the first pic is a maybe, its not gonna get better the deeper you look.
  • Rules to remember when swiping online (dating apps)

    - if its a maybe, its a no

    - if all pics have multiple people in them, she's the ugliest one

    - no body pics = whale

    - if you 1% suspect its a man, its 100% a man

    - one pic = man
  • Still shocked by the talk show scene ending....

    Still shocked by the talk show scene ending. Goddamn brahs.
  • She told him because she wanted him to understand...

    She told him because she wanted him to understand how bad SHE felt about not being pregnant and how selfish he is for not helping, and in hopes he'll finally "get it" and put a baby in her himself...
  • While you were listening to all this, as she...

    While you were listening to all this, as she called you drunk, crying, and no doubt rambling for at least an hour straight, how many times did you think about putting a gun to your head and blowing...
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    Pete Davidson was fuking destroying this. Goddamn...

    Pete Davidson was fuking destroying this. Goddamn my life.
  • Your legs must be so smooth.

    Your legs must be so smooth.
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