Pro-life but not totally against abortion in all circumstances(rape,mothers life is at risk etc). I think the father should have a say in the matter since the child is just as much his as it is hers....
At least you aren't growing weed in your closet with an extension cord running under the door and light beaming out underneath. Not that I ever did that at my old apartment.
50+ yr old man told me I had "a great body" then said he runs a massage business out of his home and offered give me a free massage. 100% srs. Bert stared him and then switched gym's.
-Talking to this cute waitress at a bar
-She's flirting hard, wants the d
-I'm drinking a jack and coke and chewing the ice
-Go to say something and a chunk of ice flies out of my mouth and hits...
-New hot little secretary at my office
-First conversation we ever had
-(me)"Hey, how's it going?"
-(her)"Pretty good, how are you?"
-(me)"I'm good, how are you?"
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a...