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abc chick forgot to put on her bra. dem milf teddies. religion of peace etc

Oh look another Western country with poor mental health services.

can still see your face in the mirror bro. nice bulk

The space program is a waste of time, and has always been a secret military operation.

to the left of me was a gun, machete, body armour, riot shield and survival pack with rations, water and warm clothing.

to the right of me
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stocking foot job

strong danger sense whenever female pursues male like this. Better wrap your dink up OP. Stay safe.

suck it up and do it for another 10 years WITHOUT GETTING MARRIED, save 50-60% of your income, re-evaluate what you want to do in your 30s with more life experience.

Hello Helen can I breach your city walls and park my big wooden horse inside?

In b4 OP finds out the old polish lady was actually a witch who cursed him after he ran her cat over years ago.

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/excited-baby.gif

Did you have a normal childhood?

Who are you closer to, mom or dad?

When did you embrace your gay, and did you have any awkward experiences with women before fully coming out, if so what?

Are you actually a horse?

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Weirdest date you've been on (or strangest thing a man has ever done to/for you)?

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how many dicks do you think shes taken before yours? How many will she take after she's done with you?

(Over 50 imo)

chavs be chavvn

Dunno why ghost movies are always the scariest, but that tends to be the case. I think it's a mixture of the escalating suspense and the unknown danger.

Hide in the boot of my car in the garage.