Brb no slack jawed *******s like anywhere in Cali (except maybe 6th street Austin)
Brb cheap as fuk to live here
Brb weather is nice as fuk
Brb like every type...
Cliffs:
-Mom was walking into the house with skittles and an ice tea
-Son asks her where's his skittles
-She throws a handful of red ones at him making her the aggressor since she assaulted him...
I've been all over Europe and could probably fill out a map with every country in the world. I guess because I've always been interested in other countries and things outside the USA. I think its...
21.. 3 every morning. Whole wheat toast, scramble the eggs in a rectangular bowl, microwave them to turn them into something the consistency of the egg on an egg mcmuffin, put a slice of cheese on...
I'll tell you exactly what happened OP.. she sat down with you and couldn't take her eyes of your thick, solid, tight body.. When the waiter came you asked what kind of cuts of meat were on special...
I had a friend in high school who was irish and had the same kind of build as you and have seen several others as well.. I'm guessing you're an irishman.
For those who are unaware.. drop bears are not a real thing.. just a made up thing that they tell people are real like snipe or whatever here in the USA. Theese cheeky kunts get a kick out of telling...
